Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML
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Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Today, I didn't feel like cooking when I got home from work, so I decided to go to the local restaurant nearby and do my part in supporting small businesses. Long story short, I woke up later feeling like absolute shit. Hello, food poisoning. FML
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML
Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunchtime, I made myself some ramen noodles, thinking that the broth would feel good on my throat. Too bad I sneezed while carrying the bowl, dumping the boiling hot broth all down my front. The skin on my boob peeled away like tissue. FML
Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML
Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML
Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML
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gobiteme2 34
at least when you throw up you will get it all out of your system at one time. hope you feel better soon OP.
Welshite 40
You would know, Diarrhea_Volcano.
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Comments (50)
Bleublancrouge_fml 13
Put a radiator in your toilets. you'll probably spend some time there in the near future.
LadyLuck93 20
lmao thats so bad, feel better soon.
SoBeSatan 22
Oh that's unfortunate! Not wanting to cook and yet you get food poisoning!? FYL, OP. Feel better.
ShaynaMarie322 15
I feel you OP I've had the worst cold of my life the past few days. It's even been NyQuil resistant, which is my normal go-to medicine. Hope you feel better soon!
GabbyPLluch88 13
chicken soup with lots of veggies, feel better soon OP!
Enkeria 30
As someone with a food sanitation license, you need to call the restaurant and file a complaint. Food poisoning can be as simple as a 24 hour thing or as bad as E-Coli.
pandemonium307 10
Well at least it's all at once and you're not wasting extra sick days.
Mahcookiez 15
A perfect storm
GuyOnBridge 14
well look at the bright side now you can sue the Chinese restaurant because of food poisoning.
warped_executive 16
People really underestimate the parts that are involved with suing. What op needs to do is file a complaint because the food poisoning could be minor, or as extreme as E-coli. With suing, even if the restaurant is at fault, they could have more money and lawyers backing them up.
GuyOnBridge 14
jesus can no one take a joke?
phantomxbg 17
It's simple, sue Kim Sue