By fishruinsex - 08/12/2010 08:46

Spicy
Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 352
You deserved it 5 999

Same thing different taste

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do fish turn him on because they remind him of you? or part of you?

Guess you could say he was... *sunglasses* hooked on that program. YEEEAAAHHH!

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lol who the hell gets turned on by fishing!

Damn that's hilarious! I wish I could make my girlfriend start drippin by just floppin a couple of fresh salmon onto the table. F his life for losin that wood! She should have been off to the supermarket to buy some lobsters or maybe a box of fish sticks would do the trick.

more like fhl for not having a girlfriend who is better at keeping a stiffy than a fish. maybe if you were hot this wouldn't be a problem.

jckbco 0

I've met a lot of divorced women who can't figure out why they didn't get enough sex in their marriage... see the warning signs girls

your giving a handjob. handjobs suck, I can understand why he went soft. why don't u try blowing him, instead of the third grade hand job

AceArctic 4

What a bass. That's no way to trout your mom! :P

hey hey ..there's one explanation for this . that guy is actually kanye west and he was watching fishsticks on tv.

Its a FML not a JOKE aps retards!! n sadly im not the type of person who will laugh at someone whos down!! not everyone gets cheered up by jokes.. especially some of these!! N kiss my BUTT im allowed to express my own opinion!!