By fishruinsex - 08/12/2010 08:46

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Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML
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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

do fish turn him on because they remind him of you? or part of you?

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TheLetterZero 7

Guess you could say he was... *sunglasses* hooked on that program. YEEEAAAHHH!

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cloudy01 0

LOL pants can't get hard

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fearfulsymmetry 1

He wasn't interested, and just not in the mood. So what? Men have to be ******* machines 24/7 or else there's something wrong with them? I highly doubt you're in the mood every time he makes a move on you OP. Get over it.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Invest in a mermaid costume and see if that floats his boat.

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FFDP 5

wow, that dude is a loser, can u say time to move on OP?

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kindlystfupls 0

wow. what a lame bf you have. he watches fishing shows..?

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AdobeAlf 2

Maybe it wasn't the fish, but it was the man!

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Johdy 0

next time you both have sex maybe you'll be so disappointed that you fall asleep...

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Slinkydalatg 6

...wow. Seriously? I would've turned the tv off.

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ch111 0

can't u just take care of yourself? lol

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