By fishruinsex - 08/12/2010 08:46

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Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML
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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

do fish turn him on because they remind him of you? or part of you?

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TheLetterZero 7

Guess you could say he was... *sunglasses* hooked on that program. YEEEAAAHHH!

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flapdoodle 2

You obviously don't know how to handle a rod. Ask him to show you how to work with his tackle, show him your box and maybe he will take the bait.

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rockyraccoon28 8

wel,l that idea flopped.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I suggest turning off the television and demanding that you have his full attention during intimate activities. He might just dig that take-charge attitude. Maybe it's just me, but I feel like sexual stuff would be less passionate and interesting if one or both of you are absorbed in your favorite television show.

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blad786 0

sounds like the fishes are bait to him and he's a gayfish

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Hump_Zilla 0

wait till he's done...I wouldn't want sex if I was watching something either...women deny men sex all the time, but if a man denies a woman then "omg fml" or they think the guy is gay....YDI

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premiermois 5

Don't worry OP... there are other fish in the sea.

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