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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Betrayed - 27/08/2012 06:11 - United States

Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML

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So much in common

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 20:01 - New Zealand

Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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By Daria_Weiner - 18/07/2011 18:23 - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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By ugly - 03/09/2012 08:17 - United States

Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML

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Small world

By Zxry123 - 12/01/2023 18:00

Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML

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By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

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By ohmylantis - 04/05/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

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Impossible

By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 14:18

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

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Saturday 31 July 2010 19:26

get drunk flash all of his friends run around acting like a fool talk about his penis size to everyone you meet

iamepiclee 3

Saturday 31 July 2010 19:22

what a fuckn douche bag, I would of just come out and said something. ydi for not speaking up and letting him do what he pleases!

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illmatic2 16

Saturday 31 July 2010 19:32

Well do you work with him?

gabbielove 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 19:37

he's a jerk.

chubbles 9

Saturday 31 July 2010 19:37

what a looser. Dump his lying ass

xerikax3 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 19:39

That would make me SO mad. I would have corrected him on the spot.

huskiesg2011 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 19:40

Fake

jonny2x4 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 19:40

Who's hotter, you or the ex? My money's on the ex. The hubby needs to grow a pair and stoop being a chickenshit.

sportygirly1234 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 19:43

awww someones gonna get it when you get home! haha

pancake_mixx 9

Saturday 31 July 2010 19:45

no sex for someone tonight...

legonut4 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 19:45

its funny because he didnt want to introduce you as his wife because he still has feelings for her

Myz_Blazette 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 19:46

Eff all that. I say YDI for not speaking up.

fi3ldhock3ybab33 8

Saturday 31 July 2010 19:53

I totally agree! Don't sit on FML complaining about it, grow up, and speak up!

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