Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
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Top comments
Hump_Zilla 0
get drunk flash all of his friends run around acting like a fool talk about his penis size to everyone you meet
iamepiclee 3
what a fuckn douche bag, I would of just come out and said something. ydi for not speaking up and letting him do what he pleases!
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Comments (93)
PincheEdgarr 0
? I don't get it:p
xerikax3 0
don't get what
numberswoman 14
When you go to your reunion, introduce him as your "husband, for now at least."
TeknoRokr 0
You should have said something. instead you stood there with embarrassment
5t3ff1k4h 47
Ouch. He's an asshole. Why are you still with him?
archer79 0
i hope you opened your mouth and corrected him and let him have it later. my husband and I are both friends with some of our exes but there's never been any doubt that we're together even back when we were dating. your man acted like an assclown.
Kawaiichan42 3
I don't see why you wouldn't have called him out on it. I'd have corrected my man for sure. Tell him when you get home that you don't sleep with coworkers.
melymel027 0
no offense but i couldn't help but laugh... you should definitely divorce him though
Raleigh_bruh 7
Damn it, wrong spot. :|
DNWVF 0
awww, i hope you gave him a hard kick in the ass after that!
bigbadtim 7
It looks like he still gas feelings for her, and wants to score with her tonight.
sourgirl101 29
Puppies? What does that mean? I heard "puppies" used as boobs before but I don't understand your meaning.