By Octobre - 07/03/2010 01:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was massively hungover and driving home. I had a strong suspicion that I was gonna ralph so I was smart and pulled over. I emptied the contents of my stomach into a shopping bag and was proud I didn't make a mess all over the car. Seconds later, the bottom of the bag gave out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 577
You deserved it 27 985

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Why did you do it in a bag that was in your car? You pulled over, throw up outside of your car.

why were you even driving while you were heavily hungover in the first place? didn't you take drivers ed??? #1 rule: don't drive when you're drunk/hungover, dummy!!

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Ha that sucks duude

would you like that double bagged, sir?

That is so nasty.

put it paper in the plastic

Okay, FYL for driving to begin with.

if u pulled over to blow chunks y not do it off to the side in a garden instead of a paperbag yr car, that's askin for trobble

I moderated this one! I passed it, too. =D That totally sucks, OP. Yuck!

YDI for saying "ralph"

ydi for saying ralph

Agree with #60. Why not open the door since you're already pulled over?

Thank you, pendatic. Now the pieces have all fallen into place and this makes perfect sense.

go look up ralph on dictionary.com and you'll understand what he's saying, if you didn't get it by the context around it

ydi for saying ralph

you totally deserve it for driving home when you are that hungover. you could have killed someone.

131 There hungover, not drunk.

if u stopped ur car why didn't u jus stick ur head out th window? ydi for being stupid

Ralph is my name :/

Why did you do it in a bag that was in your car? You pulled over, throw up outside of your car.

@2: i found an awesome parking spot at walmart the other night and didnt realize why it was empty until i stepped out of my car into a pile of vomit. so DON'T tell the OP to just pull over and blow chunks outside his car! it's disgusting!

he totally deserves it for drinking in the first place. it seems to me people love hangovers so they drink specifically for one

I meant to throw up in the bag while it was outside of the car to avoid making a mess in said car. Also what did you expect at Wal-Mart?

@ninomunoz....Shut up. DON'T tell people not to puke outside their car just because you were a dumbass and didn't look where you were stepping. I'd rather puke on the ground than in a bag inside my car.

LOL you shop at walmart

everyone does dumbass

I only go to wal mart if it an emergency. cause target is way better. and safer. and there's not a bunch of mutated people working there. no offense if you work there by the way.

YDI for saying "ralph".

haha i was gonna say the same thing

come on i thought everyone bagged their own vomit to take home? no? hahajk ur an idiot OP.

lol you're just angry because you're probably 14.

I agree with 80, walmart is nasty

ypur stomach acid prolly ate through it

haha who says ralph??

I totally agree with strandedinalimo....sorry but YDI.

SHUT. UP. SNICKERDOODLES. and you're ugly.

I like how people deem the most witless insult on the website a "win."

She makes good points and has really pretty hair! Jesus.

The snickerhaters are reaching now. She didn't even say anything particular insulting or original. Why hate on her and not everyone else who said the same thing?

Wow get over it. Your sharing a website with someone that shares her opinion. I'm sure that it's the reason comments are allowed.

I still can't figure out whether "I was going to ralph" is a good thing or a bad thing...

Sounds like a personal attack against Ralphs. Where's the mods when you need them? Now excuse me while I use the john.

YDI for using the term Ralph when there are much better ones available

get a life snickerdoodles you chat whore. do you ever get of FML? do you need to read them so your shit life won't seam as shit? so you can make up scenarios to play with you imagionary friends? WHORE

Woah, 10, I didn't know your comment number was greater than your age. Slow down; all this big boy talk will hurt your head.

#2 get the fuck out.

You make me ashamed to be a Ginger, Bickerdoodles.

wtf why is everybody yelling at snickerdoodles

Because she makes me ashamed to be a Ginger.

I'm not yelling at her.

THIS IS HOW YOU YELL AT SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET

35, followed by a stream of exclaimation points

They have no life and want to let their fail out on snickerdoodles, who actually has a habit to bitch, but... She's trying to make a point.

Yes, she's trying to make a point and generally fails at making said point.