By Octobre - 07/03/2010 01:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was massively hungover and driving home. I had a strong suspicion that I was gonna ralph so I was smart and pulled over. I emptied the contents of my stomach into a shopping bag and was proud I didn't make a mess all over the car. Seconds later, the bottom of the bag gave out. FML
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strandedinalimo 0

Why did you do it in a bag that was in your car? You pulled over, throw up outside of your car.

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lonely_heart_89 6

why were you even driving while you were heavily hungover in the first place? didn't you take drivers ed??? #1 rule: don't drive when you're drunk/hungover, dummy!!

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StoryOfTheYear 14

would you like that double bagged, sir?

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blitzen123 0

That is so nasty.

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glen12 0

if u pulled over to blow chunks y not do it off to the side in a garden instead of a paperbag yr car, that's askin for trobble

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scarletdragonfly 5

I moderated this one! I passed it, too. =D That totally sucks, OP. Yuck!

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epicfailburger 0

ydi for saying ralph

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Agree with #60. Why not open the door since you're already pulled over?

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Thank you, pendatic. Now the pieces have all fallen into place and this makes perfect sense.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

go look up ralph on dictionary.com and you'll understand what he's saying, if you didn't get it by the context around it

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Metzler31 17

you totally deserve it for driving home when you are that hungover. you could have killed someone.

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joce445 0

131 There hungover, not drunk.

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terranada 3

if u stopped ur car why didn't u jus stick ur head out th window? ydi for being stupid

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strandedinalimo 0

Why did you do it in a bag that was in your car? You pulled over, throw up outside of your car.

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ninomunoz 0

@2: i found an awesome parking spot at walmart the other night and didnt realize why it was empty until i stepped out of my car into a pile of vomit. so DON'T tell the OP to just pull over and blow chunks outside his car! it's disgusting!

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Sabre300 0

he totally deserves it for drinking in the first place. it seems to me people love hangovers so they drink specifically for one

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strandedinalimo 0

I meant to throw up in the bag while it was outside of the car to avoid making a mess in said car. Also what did you expect at Wal-Mart?

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Parabolar 1

@ninomunoz....Shut up. DON'T tell people not to puke outside their car just because you were a dumbass and didn't look where you were stepping. I'd rather puke on the ground than in a bag inside my car.

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TapeMan_3000 0

I only go to wal mart if it an emergency. cause target is way better. and safer. and there's not a bunch of mutated people working there. no offense if you work there by the way.

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capgray 0

come on i thought everyone bagged their own vomit to take home? no? hahajk ur an idiot OP.

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holly_chi 0

lol you're just angry because you're probably 14.

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MaxMorphine 0

ypur stomach acid prolly ate through it

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brettrb 18

haha who says ralph??

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ski_backwards 0

SHUT. UP. SNICKERDOODLES. and you're ugly.

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Resquall 0

I like how people deem the most witless insult on the website a "win."

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scarletdragonfly 5

She makes good points and has really pretty hair! Jesus.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

The snickerhaters are reaching now. She didn't even say anything particular insulting or original. Why hate on her and not everyone else who said the same thing?

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Itzmeh 0

Wow get over it. Your sharing a website with someone that shares her opinion. I'm sure that it's the reason comments are allowed.

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jakeomatic 0

I still can't figure out whether "I was going to ralph" is a good thing or a bad thing...

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FYLDeep 25

Sounds like a personal attack against Ralphs. Where's the mods when you need them? Now excuse me while I use the john.

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eaglesfan365 0

YDI for using the term Ralph when there are much better ones available

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IfuckedMYlifebad 0

get a life snickerdoodles you chat *****. do you ever get of FML? do you need to read them so your shit life won't seam as shit? so you can make up scenarios to play with you imagionary friends? *****

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Resquall 0

Woah, 10, I didn't know your comment number was greater than your age. Slow down; all this big boy talk will hurt your head.

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Gordonhollis 0

You make me ashamed to be a Ginger, Bickerdoodles.

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zeegy2009 0

wtf why is everybody yelling at snickerdoodles

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Gordonhollis 0

Because she makes me ashamed to be a Ginger.

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jakeomatic 0

THIS IS HOW YOU YELL AT SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET

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Resquall 0

35, followed by a stream of exclaimation points

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scarletdragonfly 5

They have no life and want to let their fail out on snickerdoodles, who actually has a habit to bitch, but... She's trying to make a point.

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sadistmonkey 19

Yes, she's trying to make a point and generally fails at making said point.

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