Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Today, I got too drunk at a party and cracked a tooth from opening a beer bottle with my teeth, farted something nasty in a room alone with someone, tried to climb a tree and fell out, and watched my crush make out with his new girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over text because she discovered from my mum that my teeth aren't my natural teeth, and she feels disgusted kissing me. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Man you always gotta brush your pearly whites so situations like this don't happen!!
saIty 17
The Rock better give you plentiful of cash for that tooth then.
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Comments (186)
vsat207 0
Did she give you a mouthfull?
poprocksss73 7
He gave her a mouth full... She spits too
RedPanda666 0
That is literally the the most sucky thing ive seen on here. Ive seen ppl getting hit by cars an getting yelled at for being in the way, but seriously, what happened here would b horrible
ryry013 6
I think getting hit by a car would be worse. I mean, unless he suddenly held you down and spit it into your mouth, there's worse things on FML.
sarahbear992 6
14, learn to spell....You sound incredibly ignorant.
ALpein 0
Because this is far worse than a guy cussing out his teacher for a fake parentel suicide so their parents can have a laugh. Or a guy's stepmom throwing away the only item they had left of their deceased mother. Far, far worse.
downtime 13
"But seriously" kind of gives away that the comment preceding it is a joke. It wasn't funny, and poorly written, but at least keep up with what is going on before making stupid comments.
Bob343434 10
*I've *I've *people *and *be
epicliz 5
is the OP like 8 or something??? how can a tooth just "dislodge itself" without warning or by getting hit???
MerrikBarbarian 9
That's what I was wondering... Either op is very old, a meth/crack head, or still losing baby teeth... In which case they are way too young to be making out.
wendy22804 0
My aunt had a condition that ate away her bones and also made her teeth fall out. It could be the case here.
J9DeeZy 4
Dude, that's just tragic.
sweetness17 7
what are you, like 3?
Jonkbaby 23
a 3 year old making out? well he'd probably have a better chance at getting to 2nd base
meenu_fml 3
Yeah, he's 3, and decided to go on FML to write about how much his life sucks.
Sumo69 9
Haha good one 2nd base
deadxmau5 6
Hey if the e-trade baby can do it so can a 3 year old.
sweetness17 7
that awkward moment when your told off by catwoman..
Michael_92 20
Man that sucks. Couldn't even imagine the awkwardness. You should prolly go to the dentist and make sure this doesn't happen again.
linkinpark98 24
"What the Hell? Is that your tooth? Uh...Um yeah... I have to...Go find my dog..." *gets up and leaves*
Rocky007 15
Eeewww, just eeewww.
Fenthik 4
The vocabulary here is too developed to be that of a 7 year old, OP probably just has crappy hygiene.
EandL_fml 2
WTH trying brushing your teeth and taking care of yourself. That is sooo gross, I hope she ran away!! If your oral hygiene is that bad, what would the rest of you be like??? eww
kaitie311 1
Just because he lost a tooth doesn't necessarily mean he has horrible hygiene. He could've still been losing his baby teeth and some people naturally have horrible teeth in the first place! Even when they take great care of their teeth!
McDonaldsworker 4
Hey #44 I like how you used the word "naturally" in your comment, I don't understand though what dental problems a person could have if they already take "great care of their teeth"
usnwife 18
Some people are prone to bad teeth. My mom brushes at least twice a day, flosses daily, and still has had more dental work than anyone I know. It runs in the family, if I miss brushing even one day I'll get a cavity... So yeah, taking great care of them can't change genetics (which DO play a role in oral health just like in the rest of your body!)
Clamcreepy 7
Looks like you crushed your chances of getting anymore kisses from your crush
Redoxx_fml 22
That's why they call it a crush. Sing him a song Marley!
Clamcreepy 7
I would but my vocals are dead
cunningchick 1
1 bob marley is awesome 2 eagles suck (figuritvly) 3 well, there is no three.