Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped up to answer in time. I knocked over my laptop, and kicked my guitar into a glass causing it to smash. It was a wrong number. FML
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Today, my phone started ringing in the other room. I ran to go pick it up, tripped over my coffee table which gashed my leg, and knocked over my brand new 50" LCD TV, which broke over my head. Turns out it was a wrong number. FML
Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML
Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants round my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML
Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML
Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML
Today, I was reading on my couch when I noticed my cat trying to escape out of an open window. I leapt up to stop her, but in my panic, I tripped over a coffee table leg, slammed my face into a wall, and knocked over a guitar. My cat, meanwhile, just sauntered down, and went off to the kitchen. FML
Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML
Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML
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claiiire_fml 17
SOMEONE is lonely.
krushr 3
Well, at least you didn't keep the person waiting.
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Comments (42)
jlaw0729 0
is answering a phone call really that big of a deal to you? so what if you don't answer in time, there's caller id and voicemail, or they could just call you back if it's that serious
Seethatguy 3
You know, most phones come with these things called "Answering Machines". See, what they do is if you don't answer in time or are not home for the call, they will take the call and record it for you to listen at your earliest convenience. Believe it or not, when you fail to answer a call the caller does not get sucked into another dimension, so you don't have to run to the phone at Mach 6 anymore. YDI.
SoIFML 0
shut up you tit. I was trying to answer it in time because the person i was expecting to call never leaves a message.
Seethatguy 3
Two words: Caller ID
KidCracken 0
Picking up the phone is srs bz! Nah seriously, if the phone is too far i dont even care to pick it up.. i can allways call back.. and if expecting an important call, i keep it close and dont sit with a laptop and a guitar on top of me :P
Fml70 0
Ok why the **** would you rush to get a phone if they really need to talk theylle call back
eog314 0
this was an exact copy of a previous fml ydi op
SoIFML 0
well, it's not cos it happened. my guitar is now dinted and i had to throw the glass away, but thanks for saying i'm lying. and yeah, to the other guy ^ i am the one posted this.
countrygal926 0
yeah I've heard this before
lotusgem 0
time for an answering machine maybe? or clean your home?
cnygard95 12
you smashed a guitar just to answer your phone? geez they wouldve called back.
Ppcorn100 7
How hard did you kick your guitar for it to smash OP??