fmlfmboyfriendah
United States
Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ch4nny
Sydney, Australia
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
muffingirl
United Kingdom
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
weirdlove
Australia
Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
June
United States
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
The Conquest of Bread
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
SMS123
United States
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
:((((
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Top comments
supafly208 0
don't take it personal.. he was probly just trying to make you laugh..but then realized it's only funny to him... :)
midnyte 0
Of all the things to grab while laying down together, he grabs your chin....
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Comments (84)
baphomet_fml 0
lmao i'd be laughing so hard if that happened to me and then i'd shoot myself xD jk lol
seitosilver 0
I would do that to my boyfriend
MussoMalfunction 0
He's a douche. Dump his ass and spit on him.
necco 0
After reading a few depressing things here, this one really made me laugh. You shouldn't take it personally, he was probably just having some fun, right?
Theo_fml 0
I Lol'd. And people seem offensed by that simply because it was done to a girl; had this exact scene happened but to the guy, I'd be surprised if the twentieth of the people who'd have commented would have been offensed.
fcuk_fml 0
i'm am so sorry that happened to you, but this is the FUNNIEST FML I'VE READ..!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH but again, i'm so sorry!!
mrstanfords 1
i died laughing at this one and it can't be that bad, there are so many more mean ways to comment on weight...lol gobble gobble!
MightyMeganLH 0
how do you reply to that?
Lubinduba 0
this is way up there with some of the funniest FMLs I've read
s0mebitch 0
sounds like Abby?