Miscellaneous: Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were...

By Momlovesme - 08/08/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

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Same thing different taste

By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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Enough is enough

By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 05:45 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML

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More details please

By Grandma has no filter - 08/12/2022 15:00 - United States

Today, I listened to my grandma monologue about how if my uncle was born first, my mother (and consequently, I) would not exist. I then got to listen to her rant about what a terror he was. Let's just say I learned and heard some things I'd rather have not known. FML

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By booste - 18/10/2009 04:06 - Canada

Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML

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By mel - 18/01/2013 23:18 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML

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Lame

By gloria77 - 23/01/2012 23:26 - United States

Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

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By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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Saturday 8 August 2009 9:22

what kind of mom would do that. that is horrible. i feel realy bad for u. sorry :(

codyxfail 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 9:24

Seriously, your relatives are shit. Or you're a bitchy ****. [:

Comments

baller789 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 11:38

YDI for having downs syndrome

eliz3 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 11:55

Your relatives wouldn't have said that if it didn't have an element of truth in it. So I think you deserve it.

babyzombie 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 12:56

maybe they said it as a joke cos they knew you were listening

piles_of_fail 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 13:21

wow, that sucks, fyl for having inconsiderate ***** for female relatives.

sarinninja 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 13:23

I sorry

Crickets 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 13:24

Good job for getting your mom and grandma to hate you.. :) But at least now you know where you got it from... haha

Inked2009 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 14:06

Wow so many damn idiots on here! Her mother,and grandmother are the bitches in this case,I highly doubt she is any of those things. I've had my family start to talk to me when I put my ipod ear buds in during a car drive. Family is not always loving nor do they always have an element in truth behind their insults.