Love, Awkward, Teachers and Parents: Tense

Tense

By Anonymous - 23/05/2020 17:00

Today, my dad happened to mention he proposed to his girlfriend, who I had no idea he was dating. Turns out it's one of my old high school teachers, specifically the bitch who hated me as much as I hated her. My dad is so oblivious, he has no idea WWIII is about to start in our living room. FML

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By Congrats? - 27/10/2015 15:16 - United States - Charleston

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

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By FreakedOut - 31/07/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 02:51 - United States - Mission

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

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By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband and my mother's hatred of each other has got so bad, I wasn’t aware of why until now. She was his headmistress in high school, then they had an affair while he was at university, shortly before he met me at a Starbucks and dumped her without knowing I was her daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 22:18 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML

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By anonymous - 15/10/2017 01:30

Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Saturday 23 May 2020 18:09

Ok. Well one of you will have to be the bigger person in this since you both want what's best for your dad. I'm not, however, saying YOU'LL have to be the first one to be nice. See how this goes after the "initial" meeting.

tounces7 27

Saturday 23 May 2020 22:30

Was your hatred of each other specifically because she was your teacher? Maybe that can be put aside now? I mean it sounds like you're an adult so she shouldn't really be in an authority position over you anymore, regardless of where she stands with your dad.

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MidnaLink 33

Saturday 23 May 2020 18:09

spinspinsugar 12

Saturday 23 May 2020 20:07

oh honey, it ain't gonna be WWIII, it's gonna be WWVII. My dad married a woman i can't stand, so i feel your pain, and i wish you the best of luck

tounces7 27

Saturday 23 May 2020 22:30

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Sunday 24 May 2020 0:37

honestly wish you could save a recording of this

mccuish 25

Sunday 24 May 2020 7:52

One of you is gonna have to be the bigger person. Do you want your dad to be happy or miserable?

AmbrosiaFan 18

Monday 25 May 2020 15:21

I'm wondering about her side of the issue. Did she grow up and move on and hold no ill will? Or is she feeling the same as you? Be the better person and welcome her to your family.