Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML
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Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call for an interview. Right in the middle of the call, my phone hung up so the music app could open. I tried calling them back and got no response. FML
Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML
Today, I realized I'm so socially awkward that I can't even talk to Siri without stuttering. FML
Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML
Today, I've spent far too long on hold to Apple customer support. Unfortunately the only thing to come from it is I now have "Call me maybe" stuck in my head. FML
Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML
Today, I called my cell phone tech support to help with my Samsung device. They sent me contact info for Apple support. FML
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
Today, on an important call with a potential employer, he began to speak quieter and quieter until I couldn't hear him at all. When I finally hung up after waiting for 5 minutes, I realized that I had been pressing down on the volume button. FML
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pjsr 32
Oh, that Siri has a wicked way of getting even when you curse at her!
xbaconator9000x 16
Coincidentally, I tried to click the "Your life sucks button" but my phone froze for a split second and I clicked the "You deserved it" button by accident. So.... I feel your pain...?
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Comments (32)
infinitemonkey 21
Take your ex out of your contacts.
alana554 18
I just cracked up, I hope I didn't wake anyone up.
bluucifer 1
Everything happens for a reason. Try contacting her.
Talis99 26
Who keeps their exes in their phone? Move on.
Lepisma 38
Frankly, I kept mine in so I'd know when not to answer the phone. There are other reasons than "not moving on".
smaldridge 12
if it's a number I don't want to answer I used to erase their info and save the number as DNA( do not answer). now I can just block numbers. block his ass and delete the contact. done and done.
jos_ad 3
Should have got an android instead.
CrazyJolteon 0
Wow must be real life ending there just.....woah
ashwednesday 12
A few years ago, I was dating this girl that was in an on-again-off-again relationship with her ex-boyfriend. Her ex was an aggressive asshole. He stalked us when we were together and showed up at my workplace once to "strongly encourage" me to stay away from her. Anyway, this girl and I ended up breaking up because she got back together with her ex... And the next thing I know I run into my now ex's former ex/current boyfriend on the street and the asshole is trying to pick a fight with me... I walked away, though. A few days later, I'm out drinking with some friends and we're goofing around with Siri ("she" was a new feature at the time); I'm drunk, slurring my words a little bit, and Siri is having a hard time understanding me. Jokingly, I said "**** you, Siri!" into the microphone. Siri responded "Call [my ex's asshole boyfriend]?" He wasn't a contact in my phone. I never had his contact information. It was a really spooky coincidence. Siri can be a real bitch.
zaidthunder1 27
You don't mess with Siri !
blupenguin29 14
Android master race
theonecasey 27
What did you expect from an iphone