Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got dumped for the second time by the guy that I'd been seeing. He actually forgot that he'd already dumped me once this week and did it again. FML
That went well
Today, my now ex-fiancé walked out on me on our wedding day. He decided his best female friend, whom he constantly told me not to worry about while we were together, is his "soulmate." Both of them ran away together to god knows where, while I stood there humiliated in front of our family and friends. FML
Not good enough
Today, my ex-fiancé got married. He left me at the altar last year because the thought of marriage and “taking such a big step” scared him. He’s only been with his new girlfriend for 6 months. Apparently I’m not good enough to marry. FML
Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML
Karma?
Today, my ass of a husband to be stood me up at the altar. He embarrassed me in front of everyone. It was humiliating. All because apparently he’s now not OK with the mistake I made. Yes, I slept with your father, but don’t say you forgive me then leave me crying in front of everyone. FML
But… why?
Today, my relationship of over a decade ended very badly and suddenly. He asked for one last favor and I agreed… before realizing it meant I had to go to the church where we'd always planned to marry. Thanks for the final stake to the heart. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Top comments
FreeDrinks 4
YDI for trusting him a second time TBH. If he ran once, get rid of him for good.
jackii1313 9
Wouldn't you have learned the first time? Make sure theres no third time for him! I say fyl for being left at the alter and ydi for giving him another chance.
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Comments (312)
StellaTheNerd 0
Better luck next time OP. :)
Robbogas 2
1st time shame on him, 2nd time shame on you
Katiekate5385 3
No more chances for him
muffalufagus1 0
He was at the alter both times. He's just a ninja. You didn't see him.
Birdy1492 4
Fool me once shame on you...fool me twice shame on me.
snippyxD 7
Runaway groom?
BluFlames 8
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me
Burrito_Time 5
Don't give up he sounds like a keeper!!!
ymcmbboss 0
As the Greeks say: "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."
perdix 31
Give him another chance! Remember: It's THREE strikes and you're out. Keep that dress ready and make sure you're ready to play the old ball game ;)
ymcmbboss 0
Should find a way to get him through the whole wedding and then divorce him and take half his shit,!
perdix 31
Good plan. I never said she needed to play amateur ball. She can go pro, so to speak ;)