Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got dumped for the second time by the guy that I'd been seeing. He actually forgot that he'd already dumped me once this week and did it again. FML
That went well
Today, my now ex-fiancé walked out on me on our wedding day. He decided his best female friend, whom he constantly told me not to worry about while we were together, is his "soulmate." Both of them ran away together to god knows where, while I stood there humiliated in front of our family and friends. FML
Not good enough
Today, my ex-fiancé got married. He left me at the altar last year because the thought of marriage and “taking such a big step” scared him. He’s only been with his new girlfriend for 6 months. Apparently I’m not good enough to marry. FML
Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML
Karma?
Today, my ass of a husband to be stood me up at the altar. He embarrassed me in front of everyone. It was humiliating. All because apparently he’s now not OK with the mistake I made. Yes, I slept with your father, but don’t say you forgive me then leave me crying in front of everyone. FML
But… why?
Today, my relationship of over a decade ended very badly and suddenly. He asked for one last favor and I agreed… before realizing it meant I had to go to the church where we'd always planned to marry. Thanks for the final stake to the heart. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Top comments
FreeDrinks 4
YDI for trusting him a second time TBH. If he ran once, get rid of him for good.
jackii1313 9
Wouldn't you have learned the first time? Make sure theres no third time for him! I say fyl for being left at the alter and ydi for giving him another chance.
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Comments (312)
Ins_Knie 2
And the category is 'Hint' for 100 points...
UnluckyJulie 13
You know what they say about making the same mistake twice...
juicedboi 7
He's a keeper
Joshawott 21
If he left you at the altar once, why the hell did you give him a chance to do it a second time?
blanccamaro74 6
Fool you once shame on him fool you twice shame on you
constipatedlady 0
Well, I hope you held the reception. Your guests were expecting both entertainment and dinner. Your man provided the entertainment so, it is only fair that you fed them.
deequu 20
Couldn't catch the hint first time?
Xcherrypie 16
Bring the Altar to him. By that I mean, blugeon him with a crusifix.
Incogneterpeter 1
1st. Catastrophes always happen in 3 2nd fool me once shame on me..... I thin you know where in going with that one
CaptainPickles72 18
fool me once shame on YOU, not ME. Think* Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice I'll ******* kill you? Is that it? I didn't see where you were going with that!
malyce 0
I just can't believe you would give him another chance. leaving someone at the altar means you have issues. big ones.