Miscellaneous: Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her... - FML

By Cellphonetroubles - 19/11/2009 07:36 - Canada

Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML

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By WetPhone - 15/06/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML

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By Kris - 06/12/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML

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By tmac - 04/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML

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By FreeToFly3733 - 19/08/2010 11:25 - Canada

Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML

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By JakeHolmes - 17/11/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was in my hot tub with my brand new phone. I set it down and when I grabbed my towel I knocked it into the water. I quickly snatched it up and dried it off with the towel and suprisingly only one button stopped working. It was the unlock button, a perfectly good phone that I can't use. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 09:57 - United States

Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML

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By anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:23 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML

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By Reno - 15/04/2013 16:25 - United States - Reno

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

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By enjoy - 13/10/2008 08:30

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By payne - 04/01/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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kristenlee 3

Thursday 19 November 2009 16:35

as i was laughing at your story, my cellphone fell into my chicken noodle soup. fml. :(

22milesaway 13

Thursday 19 November 2009 16:42

You really should check all pockets before doing laundry.

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OriginalPooh01 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 3:44

That sound about like me. But I always have it in my back or side pockets.

jboo3 1

Friday 4 November 2011 4:05

Karma's a bitch(;

gthum 10

Wednesday 30 November 2011 5:55

Get ****** wrecked.

Skyrim123 3

Sunday 19 February 2012 4:49

Oops

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 10 June 2012 1:21

I don't understand why you were "feeling pretty good about yourself"?

2436 4

Monday 2 July 2012 22:21

One word: Karma

Starrbabie 11

Tuesday 28 May 2013 4:23

Lol karma

zacadrien0899 23

Wednesday 14 October 2015 14:36

my mum found a condom in my school pants once Hahahaha

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