Valentine's slay, Intimate moments and Love: Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth...

By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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By slayerdeath - 20/05/2012 05:19 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

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By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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By Tytonic - 20/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Havertown

Today, after my first dinner with my new girlfriend, I was using a toothpick when I fell, stabbing the roof of my mouth. She then laughed at me, as there was so much blood. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2013 10:58 - United States - Ellicott City

Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

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By ricard0 - 27/02/2014 20:58 - United States - Petaluma

Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML

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Sunday 3 July 2016 11:31

You'd better stop kissing her, or she'll be incapable of eating solid food before you know it.

niftyismybitch 21

Sunday 3 July 2016 11:42

Thirty one times more to go and you'll start getting the most awesome ********...

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freddygasman 18

Sunday 3 July 2016 22:40

Dude, your doing it wrong. You're supposed to take her breath away, not her tooth.

DumbassRoaster 22

Sunday 3 July 2016 22:56

Well look at the username. Most likely 12. But so am I.

PhoenixChick 26

Sunday 3 July 2016 23:10

Hey, this could be a retirement home romance blooming. Don't judge.

charazz096 1

Monday 4 July 2016 0:08

Shouldn't of been kissing a grandma

ishnation 11

Monday 4 July 2016 0:33

Just embrace it

mattyiscool123 26

Monday 4 July 2016 2:17

Maybe someone isn't doing it right

Mr_Jah 9

Monday 4 July 2016 2:51

I guess she's not into biting?

tmh6586 12

Monday 4 July 2016 3:36

Hey that just makes more room for the D.

Bubblez2009 15

Monday 4 July 2016 4:32

Don't tell me ur date is an Elderly person?!?

Lime23 5

Monday 4 July 2016 4:50

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