Valentine's slay, Intimate moments and Love: Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth...

By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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By slayerdeath - 20/05/2012 05:19 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

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By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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First dates

By Tytonic - 20/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Havertown

Today, after my first dinner with my new girlfriend, I was using a toothpick when I fell, stabbing the roof of my mouth. She then laughed at me, as there was so much blood. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2013 10:58 - United States - Ellicott City

Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

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By ricard0 - 27/02/2014 20:58 - United States - Petaluma

Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML

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Sunday 3 July 2016 11:31

You'd better stop kissing her, or she'll be incapable of eating solid food before you know it.

niftyismybitch 21

Sunday 3 July 2016 11:42

Thirty one times more to go and you'll start getting the most awesome ********...

Comments

Dave_Davington 33

Monday 4 July 2016 5:40

Who else besides 12 year olds refers to their desired mate as their "crush"?

spicyburrito 18

Monday 4 July 2016 5:43

Your tongue game must be real strong

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 4 July 2016 6:03

Apparently, you're either very low or very high on the age spectrum. My guess is the former. How is grammar school working out for you guys?

kloring1 15

Monday 4 July 2016 6:13

We definitely need a follow up from OP. There are a variety of reasons why her tooth could have fallen out, so let's not all go jumping to conclusions. I'm very sorry you were in that uncomfortable situation OP!

brenton490 19

Monday 4 July 2016 6:31

Is this like those kinky things of getting their gum but a bit more creepy?

Gastondeluxe 15

Monday 4 July 2016 14:04

How old is your crush?

blahhhhhhh85 9

Monday 4 July 2016 14:21

meth .... not even once

vikky538 28

Monday 4 July 2016 15:36

Or 73

drpepperking10 18

Monday 4 July 2016 18:27

Well this is my first follow up so I hope I do good so here it goes. We are both 16 and the reason she lost a tooth was because she still has baby teeth (I learned this after that kiss) and she still has 1 tooth to go.