Today, I was kicked out of my review lecture at community college, for "being a disturbance and refusing to stop whistling." I wasn't even given a chance to explain that I have a cold. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my professor gave me a huge lecture in front of the class about showing up sick, about how I was endangering the lives of other students, and kicked me out of class. As I left, everyone applauded. I'm not sick, but suffering for horrible allergies. FML
Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML
Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
Today, while studying for a big test at the library, some idiots started playing hide-and-seek. After putting up with their snorting and giggling for nearly an hour, I finally lost my shit and told them to knock it off. I then got kicked out for causing a disturbance. FML
Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML
Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML
Today, I learned I'm getting kicked out of the house for NOT dropping out of college. FML
Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML
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Top comments
Cad6 24
Aww, that's cold.
Cad6 24
#9 - Wtf? That was the worst sarcasm I have ever, EVER, heard in my life.
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Comments (73)
strawberrywine22 30
Should have told him straight! And maybe breathed through your mouth for a little while.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
I'd rather hear someone "whistling" than hear him/her mouth breathing. It's disgustingly disturbing.
KatieKupcake4195 9
FYL for being sick and for being kicked out of your review lecture because of it :( Whoever kicked you out was an idiot. Get better OP :)
taerts 9
You either have a horse's whinny for a sneeze, or... Anyways, for now, focus on getting better!
sensoon15 7
Sneeze on them and say, "We'll see who's whistling in the next couple of days bitches."
Kiru07 4
breathe through your mouth, problem solved
mariet_fml 23
Why are people voting this down? Can't breathe through your nose, use the other hole.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
People probably thumb it down because they know hearing someone mouth-breathing is disgusting.
LuckyTroll 6
Shoulda just told him before class
ezelisko 1
If he is that ignorant to the fact your sick, sneeze on his ass!
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Most colleges have an infectious disease policy stating you're not supposed to come to class when you have something contagious. Even if said "disease" is just the common cold. Therefore, YDI. Should have stayed home OP.
taracrane1 7
is it that freaking obnoxious
girful_doom 12
That happened to me once, and the kid sitting next to me stabbed me with a pencil lol :p