Anonymous
United States
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
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Dumped
United States
Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML
filipinoclari808
United States
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Ari
United States
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML
ouch
United States
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
Anon
Southbury, United States
Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML
Anonymous
Chester, United Kingdom
Today, I was laying down with my girlfriend, when she asked me if I'd ever been kicked in the junk. I awkwardly said no, and she replied, "Well maybe that should change." while rubbing my shoulder lovingly. I'm scared. FML
thatCanadianGuy7
Canada
Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
Annoymous
Australia
Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML
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twinny_sc 13
****** kick!
heilheather 7
**** punt!
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Comments (205)
Glitterhinoceros 14
O-o-o-ovary kill.
RebekahBrooke 9
lol. first original one I've seen
Doddoss 1
Awesome, just awesome.
Brooding99 15
Reason 159 that "pixie cuts" don't work dude.
fuzz97 23
Unless she's really butch.
MangoRico1 1
Is your name Chaz ?
pinecone1414 6
Oooo. Well I think that on this situation you should be grateful you're not a man.
mrahhhhh 21
That's my purse! I don't know you! There's a reference behind that, so don't assume its a non-sequitor and thumb me down for it.
Mitch_Connor 11
"I heard you're good at kickball."
borkchop1992 15
king of the hill
Zillie 4
******* love King of the Hill!
SirBedevere 0
Falcon Punt.
GrammaticalNazi 2
If she didn't realize it wasn't her boyfriend after she touched your crotch, then feel bad for her for only getting guys with atomic penises. You can't blame her for being so angry.
badactor009 0
You can blame some idiot for attacking the wrong person.
Gloritank 8
I was wondering how this could happen. Then I saw it was from Texas :) question answered.
kimaci3 0
^^ lmfao
yummylicious 5
I hate how aggressive people are, especially when it ends up being towards the wrong person.
boredblonde 17
youre probably a cute boy :)