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Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream "Look! A baby unicorn!" FML

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Chaaarrrlieeee...

kaywalovestoflip 7

At least you're awesome enough to be called a unicorn.

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This made me laugh. At least he didn't smack it and say "Boyyyyng!"

blacksswan 10

Boing :/ spell it right at least.

jillianmathers12 13

You are unicorn- Brittany from Glee

pie29302930 0

******* glee sucks ass

I love glee! I love that episode!

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

No need to be rude 84.

Glee has a few good episodes... but most of them are complete shit.

Love it!

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

Let's look at it this way, Glee may not be a great show to some but at least it is better than Twilight :)

Llama_Face89 34

84- Sabers are gonna be out in round one of the play offs.

RedPillSucks 33

point to his penis and say the same thing.

Or small. Your perception does sound more helpful tho'.

Not all babies are cute...

Isn't your seatbelt supposed to prevent that from happening?

Not really, it prevents you flying out the window but it doesn't stop your head from moving. That's common sense dude wtf?

The dash isn't exactly very close to my face when I drive. If the seatbelt held my chest back like it's designed to, there's no way I could possibly hit the steering wheel with my head, let alone the dash.

I agree with FYL. Don't drive with the seat up like the dash is eating you

I had an accident a few years ago where I had my seatbelt on, and the chest didn't tighten so I cracked my head open on the wheel. It happens sometimes.

I guess that could happen. I'm sure those seatbelts are made by the lowest bidder.

Are we all driving cars that don't have air bags, or WTF?

Some don't deploy if the collision is not directly in front of the car!

Cynical_in_SK 6

Car safety systems are required to undergo rigorous government regulated testing. It is incredibly unlikely that the seatbelt failed. It is also not possible for a person's head to impact the dash if they are wearing their seatbelt properly. After all...that's the kind of thing they are designed to prevent. Given all of this the most likely scenario is that the OP wasn't wearing her seatbelt...or at least not correctly.

or maybe, dumbasses, it was an old car or truck that only had a lap belt... I know its wild and crazy to think there was a time before iPhones and self parking cars, but there was. did you know that really old cars and trucks didn't even have seatbelts? it was the mid sixties I believe that the government started requiring them. and lap belts til the 80's. and... I'll bet there is a high chance it was an old truck considering the screen name is southernpride... use your feeble minds once in a while...

Rico_Mal1116 0

It all depends on what car maker it is because some have more advanced technology and prevent that from happening.

110- wearing your seatbelt is the law, therefore... Cars without seatbelts... Are, intact... Illegal. (in most places) But thank you, for pointing out the obvious! I'm sure we all now know, that this MUST be the ONLY possible scenario!

Cynical_in_SK 6

Actually 110...the only dumbass here is you! Well...you and 25. Lap belts actually started appearing in vehicles in the early 50's with the first "shoulder" belt being introduced in 1959. In fact, although seat belt laws didn't start coming into effect until the 70's and 80's, some governments actually started requiring them to be included in vehicles as early as 1955. My first car was from 1975 and it had shoulder belts. So why don't you STFU about things you actually know nothing about! Moron!

hooligyn123 18

Having had a US vehicle from 1991, Mine didn't have airbags as they weren't standard for every vehicle then. When I got slammed into and said vehicle was reduced to a pile of scrap, my shoulder belt didn't stop me from slamming my face into my steering wheel and busting my glasses in pieces. It did however stop me from flying out the window and becoming a smear on the road. They don't always do as they should. and yes I had tested the belt on several occasions, it just didn't work when I got hit.

On the bright side... Only a few things are cooler than a unicorn

Tell him that if his erection looked like that, your relationship could go much further.

Baby unicorns are