Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream "Look! A baby unicorn!" FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I was rushing to get my 4 month-old daughter out of the car because I had diarrhea and need to get to a toilet ASAP. In the process of leaning in the backseat to grab her car seat, I smacked my head on the door hard and almost knocked myself out. Now I have a giant knot on my forehead. FML
Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, while driving home, a jeep hit the back of my car. When I got home and told my boyfriend, he acted concerned but still wanted to know what was for dinner. I think I have whiplash, can't stop shaking from the shock and he's practically already waiting at the dinner table. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, while cleaning behind a ladder, I banged my head on one of the hand rails. I stood up, cursed, and moved to the other side. To my luck, I hit the other side of my head. I now have two lumps perfectly placed as horns on my head. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Jarvo_666 6
Chaaarrrlieeee...
kaywalovestoflip 7
At least you're awesome enough to be called a unicorn.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (178)
graham11 14
At least he didn't say you have a dick on your head
666xSYXXXx666 0
@ 63 - I love you. I thought of the exact same thing. :)
theressarina 2
That's knot right.
Vash_41288 10
You could be Naota from FLCL
mojo87 14
At least OP's boyfriend has a sense of humour and was trying to make her feel better... He could have easily picked a creature that wasn't cute, like a rhino.
justanotherbird 19
I'm not sure that poking a painful knot is trying to make it feel better. O.o
mojo87 14
Yeah, agreed, the poking would be very annoying, not to mention painful :S
LullzKitteh 1
TFF!
sushdrag 0
i thnk datz cute ..!
jeinnor 0
It sounds like someone forgot to wear their seatbelt. How else would u hit your head on the dash.
GoArmy6624 7
Should have worn your seatbelt. Ydi
Daederoth 10
You stay with the fool, what do you expect?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Who says this isn't the first time he did this? Maybe he's never like that and this took her by surprise. Don't jump to conclusions; people do out-of-character things all the time.