By southernpride93 - 18/11/2011 15:26 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream "Look! A baby unicorn!" FML
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kaywalovestoflip 7

At least you're awesome enough to be called a unicorn.

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graham11 14

At least he didn't say you have a dick on your head

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666xSYXXXx666 0

@ 63 - I love you. I thought of the exact same thing. :)

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Vash_41288 10

You could be Naota from FLCL

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mojo87 14

At least OP's boyfriend has a sense of humour and was trying to make her feel better... He could have easily picked a creature that wasn't cute, like a rhino.

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justanotherbird 19

I'm not sure that poking a painful knot is trying to make it feel better. O.o

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mojo87 14

Yeah, agreed, the poking would be very annoying, not to mention painful :S

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jeinnor 0

It sounds like someone forgot to wear their seatbelt. How else would u hit your head on the dash.

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GoArmy6624 7

Should have worn your seatbelt. Ydi

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Daederoth 10

You stay with the fool, what do you expect?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Who says this isn't the first time he did this? Maybe he's never like that and this took her by surprise. Don't jump to conclusions; people do out-of-character things all the time.

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