Mr. Nice Guy

By kate9871 - 04/10/2019 02:00

Today, while driving home, a jeep hit the back of my car. When I got home and told my boyfriend, he acted concerned but still wanted to know what was for dinner. I think I have whiplash, can't stop shaking from the shock and he's practically already waiting at the dinner table. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2022 13:00 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was involved in a car crash. When I told him, my boyfriend was more interested in what he was going to have for lunch. FML

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By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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Hell no

By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I got into my first car accident. Extremely upset, I called my parents, because it was their car and I didn't know what to do. I told them what happened, and asked if they were on their way to where I was. My dad's response was, "Hell no, we're eating dinner." FML

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By southernpride93 - 18/11/2011 15:26 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream "Look! A baby unicorn!" FML

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Priorities

By Anonymous - 06/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was sent by my mother and her boyfriend to pick up some take-out. After getting the food, I began to turn out once the traffic light was green. An asshole cop sped past the red light and slammed into my car, totaling it. When I called my house, my mom's boyfriend asked, "Where's our dinner?" I'm fine, by the way. FML

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Priorities

By sprained neck - 24/11/2015 05:49

Today, I had whiplash after my dad and I were rear ended by a suburban. Despite the state trooper saying I should go, my dad delayed taking me to the ER because he wanted to pick up the dog from "doggy daycare" and take her for a nice long walk, while I waited for my mom to come home. FML

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By Mariah Heimann - 15/12/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband to let him know I was in the hospital. His response? "I'm at Taco Bell." FML

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Not feeling it

By Irritated - 12/09/2016 15:29 - United States - Muncie

Today, I was sitting in a drive-thru with my girlfriend waiting for our food and the idiot behind me rear-ended me. I got out of the car to tell him he'd rear-ended me. He then argued with me, saying he "didn't feel it." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 02:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML

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By crash - 22/05/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML

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siggy_mcsigx 22

Friday 4 October 2019 3:01

Girl. Is this the life you want?

TrashlifeKaylala 12

Friday 4 October 2019 2:47

Tell him youre too shook and he has to make his own dinner tonight. He a grown ass man im assuming so he should probably act like one

Comments

samuelwong 7

Friday 4 October 2019 2:09

Dump him

TrashlifeKaylala 12

Friday 4 October 2019 2:47

Tell him youre too shook and he has to make his own dinner tonight. He a grown ass man im assuming so he should probably act like one

siggy_mcsigx 22

Friday 4 October 2019 3:01

Girl. Is this the life you want?

tounces7 27

Friday 4 October 2019 4:44

Regardless of your uncaring boyfriend, you're supposed to get checked out in the hospital after an accident.

jellenwood 35

Friday 4 October 2019 4:55

Go to the hospital and don’t worry about the medical bills!

RichardPencil 30

Friday 4 October 2019 7:08

You *think* you have whiplash -- he *knows* he is hungry. Certainty trumps possibility.

Beth Baskett 12

Friday 4 October 2019 21:53

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leximichelle 13

Saturday 5 October 2019 2:21

I’ve seen him leave a few genuinely kind comments. You just don’t share sense of humor, and nothing is wrong with that. But it’s far more MEAN to call an absolute stranger on the internet a piece of shit over a joke you didn’t like. Grow a pair or grow up.

cardin06 15

Friday 4 October 2019 9:51

And you’re on your phone writing about it on FML instead of seeking medical attention?

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Friday 4 October 2019 12:55

maybe before you started dating make sure he didn't rely on women to do everything for him, you're letting him treat you like a slave, way to go slave!