Mr. Nice Guy

By kate9871 - 04/10/2019 02:00

Today, while driving home, a jeep hit the back of my car. When I got home and told my boyfriend, he acted concerned but still wanted to know what was for dinner. I think I have whiplash, can't stop shaking from the shock and he's practically already waiting at the dinner table. FML

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siggy_mcsigx 22

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Friday 4 October 2019 3:01

Girl. Is this the life you want?

TrashlifeKaylala 12

Friday 4 October 2019 2:47

Tell him youre too shook and he has to make his own dinner tonight. He a grown ass man im assuming so he should probably act like one

samuelwong 7

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Friday 4 October 2019 2:09

Dump him

TrashlifeKaylala 12

Friday 4 October 2019 2:47

Tell him youre too shook and he has to make his own dinner tonight. He a grown ass man im assuming so he should probably act like one

siggy_mcsigx 22

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Friday 4 October 2019 3:01

Girl. Is this the life you want?

tounces7 27

Friday 4 October 2019 4:44

Regardless of your uncaring boyfriend, you're supposed to get checked out in the hospital after an accident.

jellenwood 35

Friday 4 October 2019 4:55

Go to the hospital and don’t worry about the medical bills!

RichardPencil 30

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Friday 4 October 2019 7:08

You *think* you have whiplash -- he *knows* he is hungry. Certainty trumps possibility.

Beth Baskett 12

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Friday 4 October 2019 21:53

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leximichelle 13

Saturday 5 October 2019 2:21

I’ve seen him leave a few genuinely kind comments. You just don’t share sense of humor, and nothing is wrong with that. But it’s far more MEAN to call an absolute stranger on the internet a piece of shit over a joke you didn’t like. Grow a pair or grow up.

cardin06 15

Friday 4 October 2019 9:51

And you’re on your phone writing about it on FML instead of seeking medical attention?

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Friday 4 October 2019 12:55

maybe before you started dating make sure he didn't rely on women to do everything for him, you're letting him treat you like a slave, way to go slave!