By kate9871 - 4/10/2019 02:00

Mr. Nice Guy

Today, while driving home, a jeep hit the back of my car. When I got home and told my boyfriend, he acted concerned but still wanted to know what was for dinner. I think I have whiplash, can't stop shaking from the shock and he's practically already waiting at the dinner table. FML

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By siggy_mcsigx | 21

#7848386 - Friday 4 October 2019 3:01

Girl. Is this the life you want?

By TrashlifeKaylala | 12

#7848384 - Friday 4 October 2019 2:47

Tell him youre too shook and he has to make his own dinner tonight. He a grown ass man im assuming so he should probably act like one

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By samuelwong | 7

#7848380 - Friday 4 October 2019 2:09

Dump him

By TrashlifeKaylala | 12

#7848384 - Friday 4 October 2019 2:47

Tell him youre too shook and he has to make his own dinner tonight. He a grown ass man im assuming so he should probably act like one

By siggy_mcsigx | 21

#7848386 - Friday 4 October 2019 3:01

Girl. Is this the life you want?

By tounces7 | 26

#7848397 - Friday 4 October 2019 4:44

Regardless of your uncaring boyfriend, you're supposed to get checked out in the hospital after an accident.

By jellenwood | 34

#7848400 - Friday 4 October 2019 4:55

Go to the hospital and don’t worry about the medical bills!

By RichardPencil | 27

#7848420 - Friday 4 October 2019 7:08

You *think* you have whiplash -- he *knows* he is hungry.

Certainty trumps possibility.

Beth Baskett | 2

#7848608 - Friday 4 October 2019 21:53

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

leximichelle | 12

#7848645 - Saturday 5 October 2019 2:21

I’ve seen him leave a few genuinely kind comments. You just don’t share sense of humor, and nothing is wrong with that. But it’s far more MEAN to call an absolute stranger on the internet a piece of shit over a joke you didn’t like. Grow a pair or grow up.

By cardin06 | 15

#7848473 - Friday 4 October 2019 9:51

And you’re on your phone writing about it on FML instead of seeking medical attention?

By ThatOneLonelyAsian | 16

#7848508 - Friday 4 October 2019 12:55

maybe before you started dating make sure he didn't rely on women to do everything for him, you're letting him treat you like a slave, way to go slave!

By bullsonyourface | 19

#7848561 - Friday 4 October 2019 16:46

he should be the one making you dinner tonight, Jesus what a turd

By Beth Baskett | 2

#7848607 - Friday 4 October 2019 21:51

Honey, leave his ass. He's a POS, and you deserve better. Go to the damned hospital, too!