Miscellaneous: Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the...

By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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OuchThatsHarsh 0

Monday 12 October 2009 20:02

How in the world did you fit in the toilet?

mickeyroxsox 2

Thursday 10 February 2011 7:21

it's called a joke. get a clue.

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catbutt 0

Monday 19 October 2009 1:39

You should have said "I'm in here".

Wlollpop 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 3:12

get out of the toilet...

samson111 0

Tuesday 13 April 2010 8:55

same as 2 were you in the toliet or on it

VolleyballSMASH 1

Tuesday 6 July 2010 6:26

you were in th toilet???

mickeyroxsox 2

Thursday 10 February 2011 7:20

you panicked because someone knocked on the door? tell them to wait til you're done

damara3 0

Friday 7 October 2011 8:40

Thats rough, bro.

babydoll138 5

Saturday 23 February 2013 19:38

Awh I'm so sorry bro.

dogger2001 6

Wednesday 3 April 2013 4:13

being IN the toilet is easy. lift up the seat and put your ass in the water

Meghet 9

Sunday 17 January 2016 5:21

My worst nightmare...

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