By daughterinlaw - 18/12/2012 17:09 - United States - La Plata

Today, my mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house key without permission, walked in on my husband and me doing the deed. She went crazy, yelling at me for "defiling" her son. Last week, she yelled at me for not having given her grand-children yet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 63 473
You deserved it 4 325

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Have you tried those positions she told you about yet?

Time to change the locks.


Have you tried those positions she told you about yet?

The Italian Chandelier is my personal favourite:')

She must've been paying attention to perdix' suggestions...

Werken247 14

Maybe she didn't like the fact that you were swallowing her grandkids.

No, they need to get a Vietnamese Shame Wheel. Don't ask; you're not ready.

Allusion to a resent post, nice

Holy shit she's crazy... At least be consistent FFS!

Franks flying saucer?

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Fantastic Fiddling Skills?

jojimugo 20

Feasting for sperms

jojimugo 20

Feasting for sperms

Thursday737 7

Filthy fornication statistics.

For fucks sake?

Time to change the locks.

If she does it again Op can call the cops because this is illegal..

dyehardxen 19

I'd call the cops anyways.

How did she get the original key in the first place? ._.

#106 she probably swiped(sp?) it from her son

The husband may have given her one, it sounds like she's pretty controlling and probably has been his whole life.

you can get a smart key system where u can use different key in the same lock so u can change the locks frequently

Sounds like you need to change your locks and keep your keys on you at all time.

She'd be a wonderful grandma!

olpally 32

What a psycho-bitch.

BellaBelle_fml 23

Omg, I think this is the first time I've seen one of your comments without a :) or a lol! Are you feeling ok? Did somebody slip you some Ativan?

61: Do you post anything other than rude comments about what people post?

olpally 32

Yes, I'm doing fine. Lol :)

hotPinklipstick 24

67- Whoosh, that's the sound of 61's sarcasm going straight over your head. Do you just go through the comments section and attack any comment that you deem rude, regardless of sarcasm or sincerity? Seems a little hypocritical to me, considering you do the same thing you're complaining about all the time.

BellaBelle_fml 23

How was I being rude? A few months ago I had commented on how every comment that olpally wrote had a :) or ended with lol. In that comment I said that it was nice to see someone on here that was always so cheerful. So my most recent comment was a bit of a joke as the med Ativan is an anti-anxiety med and commonly causes the patient to relax and sort of mellow out. Hence his normally cheerful demeanor lacked his usual :) or lol. Not trying to be rude at all. On the contrary, I'm usually trying to be more humourous or encouraging. And on some occasions I can be sarcastic and very rarely am I sardonic. So, olpally, if you viewed my comment as rude in any way, I apologize.

olpally 32

80- I did not think your comment was rude at all. I thought it was funny and thumbed it up. Relax people. Just chill. Lol :)

Bellabelle: I apologize for misinterpreting your comment. Please forgive me?

Hotpinklipstick: still bitter about the other day, are we? I wasn't the only one who found your comment disrespectful and was speaking towards everyone who mocks his comment, not just you.

Someone is argumentative today. Relax. This stress is not good for you

btstig 11

Who's got the popcorn??

hotPinklipstick 24

98- I'm not bitter, nor do I care that you found my comment offensive. I explained myself to the person the comment was directed to, and that's done and over with. I'm not a child, I don't hold grudges. I just don't like hypocrites. You're always complaining about people's comments being rude, but you're rude as well. On that note, I'm done with this conversation because it's immature to argue with a stranger over the Internet, and quite frankly I have better things to do.

olpally 32

Both of you relax, arguing on here solves nothing... pm each other on here and work it out like mature adults in private. :)

are you going to keep commenting "what a _____ bitch" on everyone's fml

olpally 32

No 143, it was just these two fml's or so, I've stopped. Look at the newer fml's for verification.

143-show us your grape-eating skills.

holyshitbatman 20

yeah, because she thinks her adult married son is still a virgin and never initiates sex...

Sounds like she isn't sure what she wants

There's nothing wrong with being bipolar. I hate being bipolar. It's awesome. Fuck you.

42- I can't breathe from laughing so hard. Thanks for that.

You are very welcome, good sir!

#42 its more like NothingWrongWithBeinBipolar!!! Iiiii haaate biiipollleer! ItsAwesomeAmazingFabustastic!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING MORON!

19990231 29

42, I get that this was a joke and I hate to break this to you, but that's not how it works.

Steve95401 49

At least it wasn't your Mom screaming at your husband for defiling you.

I actually thought it said "Atleast it wasnt your mom screaming at your husband for filling you" ..

Ehh.. Same thing.

Werken247 14

Just because you were wearing a strap on and had him bent over the couch doesn't mean you were defiling him.... ok maybe it does...