Today, I was in the elevator, when a big bearded guy stepped in, wearing a dress. It's not an uncommon sight where I live, but my friend cracked up and asked him if he was wearing underwear. He took it as a challenge, and I can safely say that no, he was not. FML
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Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML
Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said, "Right now?" FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
Today, I got into an elevator with a really hunky guy. We exchanged polite greetings, then, for some reason, I tried to break the silence by saying, "Nice weather today, huh?" He nodded, but then I awkwardly continued, “Too bad we’re stuck in here.” He gave me a confused look as the doors opened right on cue. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML
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bombshellbabee01 9
where exactly do you live?
lilhellian 27
Ask and ye shall recieve...
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nicoli7jj 3
Sounds like a customer from the Nordstrom in Pleasanton ca.. How funny.. Use to be one just like that who came in
Kidkaplan 19
San francisco?
j_cat187 20
Nooope, Germany.
DrShrug 3
Where in the hell do you live man
BlowinChronic 18
We've come to the conclusions that OP lives in Germany.
GrinchFu1 27
I'm a big tattooed bearded guy and I often wear kilts... traditional style. (no underwear) Nothing makes me want to punch people more than when I'm asked if it's a dress or a skirt. You sure this guy was wearing a dress and not a kilt!?! Hahaha!!!
Ameel_fml 19
A similar thing happened to my friend's husband when he moved from Japan. He often wore a kimono while shopping (and a yukata in Summer) and many people would laugh at him or ask why he was wearing a "dress". I remember a particularly unfortunate coffee date where one of my "friends" kept laughing at the fact that both the bride and groom were wearing "dresses" in their wedding photos. It's sad how ignorant some people are about other cultures. :(
charvisioku 22
I know someone who wants a sex change who wears dresses. It would be incredibly upsetting if this happened to him. People need to watch their mouths.
bmgt 4
Pretty common where you live? Yeah I'd move.
SweetLuna 10
Omg, that is so gross!
efrainelboricua 12
Any particular reason why your user name states that your friend sucks? Perhaps related to why him not wearing underwear? Do tell
mistercrow 9
...What??OP said nothing about his friend sucking anything.....o.O
SillyGirl4602 23
Username says "juvenile friends suck."
_wraith 15
If you aren't ready for the answer than don't ask the question! xD
a_lenzmeier 11
^ that I'd like to see.
Mf2307 15
i think that is pretty uncommon where i am i have never seen that