Today, I was in the elevator, when a big bearded guy stepped in, wearing a dress. It's not an uncommon sight where I live, but my friend cracked up and asked him if he was wearing underwear. He took it as a challenge, and I can safely say that no, he was not. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML
Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said, "Right now?" FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
Today, I got into an elevator with a really hunky guy. We exchanged polite greetings, then, for some reason, I tried to break the silence by saying, "Nice weather today, huh?" He nodded, but then I awkwardly continued, “Too bad we’re stuck in here.” He gave me a confused look as the doors opened right on cue. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML
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bombshellbabee01 9
where exactly do you live?
lilhellian 27
Ask and ye shall recieve...
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The_F3rris 11
I might just go visit Germany now.
joethebiden 8
Jesus H. Christ. That's why I steer clear of Germany. That, and recurring nightmares about Helmut Kohl.
skyeyez9 25
At least he didn't do the helicopter.
LeafsGuy92 10
Or it could be a hitler stache? Maybe it's plowed clean?
sens3sfailing 25
68, i guess it does matter, lol, or my joke just sucked =P
simoncat 11
As a Scottish Lass, I understand and even appreciate a man in a kilt. (Usually going commando)Now, the dress... Not as common. Was it a real dress? Or more of a frock? A jumper, perhaps? I need the image.
charvisioku 22
That's rude. I admit it's weird for a guy with a beard to be wearing a dress but that's his choice. I feel for you because it wasn't your fault but your idiot friend fully deserves it.
Maria_Obligacia 14
well, inquiring minds DID want to know. Hope your friend will be less inquisitive from now on, OP.
jarrettd 27
Thought it was New York.
Tempest151 11
Probably less traumatizing than a thong.