Today, I was in the elevator, when a big bearded guy stepped in, wearing a dress. It's not an uncommon sight where I live, but my friend cracked up and asked him if he was wearing underwear. He took it as a challenge, and I can safely say that no, he was not. FML
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Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML
Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said, "Right now?" FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
Today, I got into an elevator with a really hunky guy. We exchanged polite greetings, then, for some reason, I tried to break the silence by saying, "Nice weather today, huh?" He nodded, but then I awkwardly continued, “Too bad we’re stuck in here.” He gave me a confused look as the doors opened right on cue. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML
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bombshellbabee01 9
where exactly do you live?
lilhellian 27
Ask and ye shall recieve...
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I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Handlebar mustache.
Kalipczo 21
N n n n nasty. Nasty jazz.
melacortez 11
Hey that happens in SanFrancisco all the time
glittercookies 12
Well, they both have balls to do what they did.
ThePsyche 9
Arrow to the bone marrow.
jlarae12 10
Was it your birthday?? ;)
Morqan_Freeman 14
And what happened next? Your friend goes from :D to :|
funny_but_sad 4
Where the **** do you live!?!
PenguinBitch 44
Based on other comments OP lives in Germany. I can't see the location neither.
pickles1994 18
Old FML App F.T.W.
zombieslayer83 19
A palm tree with a crescent moon.
outoftown 27
Silly friend, to mess with a guy tough enough to wear a dress in January! Takes serious dedication to fashion to not bundle his legs up in the cold. *brrrrr*