Something smells fishy.

By Anonymous - 19/04/2017 22:00

Today, the maid left a bottle of Febreze in my hotel room. Think she is trying to tell me something? FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 289
You deserved it 790

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Druu 53

No, she just forgot her Febreze. Not everything is an implied insult.

neuronerd 28

She probably just forgot and left it behind accidentally.

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species4872 19

Only if you like vinegar.

neuronerd 28

She probably just forgot and left it behind accidentally.

Druu 53

No, she just forgot her Febreze. Not everything is an implied insult.

It was a present!

Breaking News: Humans can never forget. You can never forget. I can never forget. We will always remember.

Hotels are giving better freebies since I last stayed in one. Can't beat a bit of Febreeze.

Yes, you stink! Hotels don't even use Febreze. The maid had to give you her personal bottle to help you with your Satan's Anus odor.

She probably forgot it

I am a hotel maid and yes I have left bottles in the room before. Maybe you do stink since you jumped to that conclusion or at least think you do.