Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML
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Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML
Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML
Today, my girlfriend was driving on a busy highway when she slammed on the brakes, causing a multi-car accident. She then ran across several lanes, almost getting smashed by a truck, because she thought she saw a dog in the road. It was already dead. Insurance is gonna be a nightmare. FML
Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML
Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed our car into the car ahead. He was trying to pull away from the traffic lights faster than the person next to us, a ten-year-old kid on a bicycle. FML
Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML
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traviscool 12
Well that's a load of shit!
Fuaaad1994 31
He wouldn't be laughing after you give him one big hug
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Comments (148)
alicat13 12
Now that is funny!
chicag 9
LMAO!!! Sorry that it happened to you but I would laughing along with your bf
ghostsoul21 12
It didn't say they were in the passenger seat therefore it's a valid statement
Queenie2014 11
Die!!!
xXBrennanXx 5
bullshit.
srock 2
I thought people weren't supposed to be getting shitfaced in a moving car...?
Mama4ddk 15
All I can think of is the Corsican brothers, I've been hit with a shit! LMMFAOROTF I do feel bad for you though, I seriously hope he stopped so you could wash off and get a new outfit.
False_Stupidity 42
If OP and b/f were doing 110, that truck driver must have been really flooring it for the shit to be able to fly through an open window and hit OP's face. I had originally thought that the truck was going the other direction but then realised that would put the OP on the wrong side of the car and the b/f would have copped shit. Edit: actually, this dose not make sense, 'cause then OP would not get hit full in the face. I demand a follow up on this one!
megadki14 6
That is so horrible! I'm so sorry. I hope you hit your boyfriend...and then laughed with him once you got it all off.
Panduu 4
the shit likes you..