Transportation: Today, I was in the car with my 16 year old daughter. There was...

By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my 16 year old daughter. There was a guy on a fast looking motorcycle next to me at the stop light. I yelled to him to "get it up!" so that he would do a wheelie. Just before the light turned green he yelled back, "You're too old for me, but I'll get it up for her!" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2022 03:00

Today, I was driving when this guy aggressively rode my tail and crossed over the yellow line to pass. He reached the stop light before I did, and I slowly pulled beside him and started clapping for this lunatic driver. He rolled down the window and said, "My daughter is in the hospital. How do I get there?" FML

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By Fat Dad - 03/03/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

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By Megan - 11/07/2023 12:00

Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML

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By enderw - 16/06/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I picked up my 17 years old daughter after a late night movie in down town and got pulled over by a cop. He questioned us for a solicitation. I told the cop that she was my daughter but he said "so you are the daddy" and laughed. Good to know that my daughter looks like a ho and I a perv. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2013 18:25 - United States - Unionville

Today, the girl of my dreams asked me if I wanted to go biking with her. "Just the two of us," she said. I had to turn her down because I'm 17 years old and never learned how to ride a bike. FML

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By BikerGuy - 24/02/2016 06:31 - Canada - Alhambra

Today, the girl who likes me incredibly much asked me if she could come for a ride with me on my motorcycle. Normally this isn't a problem as I take lots of people out for rides for fun, but this time I had no choice but to tell her she couldn't because she's just too heavy for it. FML

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By Emma Five - 14/03/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

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By ZZ - 30/06/2009 03:01 - Canada

Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML

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By Robert - 13/09/2013 01:11 - United States - Drummond Island

Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML

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By outplayed - 01/09/2017 16:00

Today, while reviewing boxes of motorcycle parts, I noticed my neighbor's daughter gleefully watching me. I jokingly said, "Wanna do this?" and she let out a loud squee and got to work alone. A few hours later, the bike was ready for a test run. I had no idea how to even start building it. She's 14. FML

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Friday 5 February 2010 12:16

lol, that is funny!

azurablade 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:16

ew?

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lucifer69_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 5:55

# 63- pics of the mother/daughter/bikie threesome? i'm up for that!

KGirl123 3

Friday 19 February 2010 4:12

LOL!!!!

My2864 1

Tuesday 8 June 2010 4:26

why would you even encourage him to do something over wich he could lose his moter/licence?

amanda_cc 3

Friday 10 September 2010 4:33

why the hell would you even yell that to a stranger? like really...

pineapplemilda 0

Friday 10 December 2010 0:22

you're surprised?

capricorngyrl 0

Friday 29 April 2011 4:39

hahaha. too funny.

budd28 0

Friday 8 July 2011 4:01

owned! ... or should I say disowned!

zues70 4

Friday 30 September 2011 2:26

Ouch...don't feel bad mom...I'm sure your hot too...

secretlady99 6

Thursday 3 October 2013 21:13

doing wheelies on a bike is a danger in itself and now you want some random guy to do one in traffic? youre not very intelligent

safaeita 32

Thursday 21 November 2013 21:15

I hate when people are being disrespectful in front of someone who's with his/her parents , it's sooooo embarrassing

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