Today, I was in one of two hot tubs with my dad at a vacation resort, when 3 good looking guys walked into the pool area. My dad moved to the other hot tub so the guys could hang out in the one I was in. They came outside, passed my hot tub, and went into the one my dad just moved into. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML
Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped set up for people who have autism. I appreciated their support, until I heard my dad say "Man, some of these 'tards are pretty hot." and my grandpa replying "Yeah. Probably like dead fish in bed, though." FML
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom, she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead, she ended up leaving with both of them. FML
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_shakalaka_ 9
what concerns me more is why was your dad 'pimping' you by moving away? even If the guys went in your hot tub and started chatting you up in front of your dad tat'd be hell awkward! no?
sweetpea129 0
sooo, were they all gay, or are you just really ugly?
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imperfectclarity 0
When I first read this, I accidentally read "passed" as "pissed in"...THAT would have been an FML. But seriously - even if these guys got into your hot tub and such, you were on vacation - it's doubtful that anything would have come of it, anyway.
Anteezy 7
Be glad you have a father who didn't embarrass you.
blastvortex 4
Were they gay? ㄟ㋛ㄏ
none_for_me 5
Maybe their wives/girlfriends were running late, but coming in behind them. They did not want to explain why they were in the tub with another girl when their wives/girlfriends said WTF
Emperor_Jim 0
Why do you give a ****, OP? Did you want them to gangbang you or something? There's so many FML's on here about women being embarrassed in front of "cute guys". Who cares, you'd never see them again, and if you did, you wouldn't have the balls to go talk to them anyway. Grow up.
PT_again 0
At least your dad moved. He could've stayed in the tub and embarrased you. But then it wouldn't have looked quite so silly for them to walk to the empty tub. Either way that sucks.
Nic_hole 0
Haha they were prolly gay! that's so lame though, I'm sorry, so then you were alone:/ that's sad
enlitenbank 0
**** them You got a really nice dad though.
enlitenbank 0
And, leave her to be pimped out? You think they were gonna **** her in the tub? It was a nice gesture to a singel daughter, besides he was right there to keep an eye out.
darkpath 0
either they are gay, you're ugly, or they thought the hot tubs were gender-separated