Today, I was in one of two hot tubs with my dad at a vacation resort, when 3 good looking guys walked into the pool area. My dad moved to the other hot tub so the guys could hang out in the one I was in. They came outside, passed my hot tub, and went into the one my dad just moved into. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML
Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped set up for people who have autism. I appreciated their support, until I heard my dad say "Man, some of these 'tards are pretty hot." and my grandpa replying "Yeah. Probably like dead fish in bed, though." FML
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom, she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead, she ended up leaving with both of them. FML
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_shakalaka_ 9
what concerns me more is why was your dad 'pimping' you by moving away? even If the guys went in your hot tub and started chatting you up in front of your dad tat'd be hell awkward! no?
sweetpea129 0
sooo, were they all gay, or are you just really ugly?
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fridanytun 0
maybe they're shy. Or sommin. But I agree. Looks do matter.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Girl, don't worry. XD It would have been weird if they had rushed for the tub with the girl. They probably saw a tub with a chick and one with a guy and assumed the guy tub was the other...
pjfromok 0
I know I know. They totally noticed the bubbles were off, but when they walked by your tub they saw bubbles!!!!!!! ^_^
imaniblub 0
you can't say your dad didn't try(:
apfunction 0
YDI for being ugly.
xXPaigerzXx 0
wtf is up with the pokemon freaks here?! i mean srsly. anyways maybe the guys were gay most good looking men are gay or jerks.dont let these other people bring you down.they dont know what you look like. and most of these people here calling you unattractive is ******* ugly as hell. keep your head up. :)
YOULIVETODIE 0
Are you people freaking kidding me? It's unfair to state a guy is gay because he isn't attracted to a female and or approaches her. There are alot of females that I find attractive, doesn't mean i'll approach her. Use common sense and stop riding the bandwagon saying that they're gay.
CyclonePsycho 1
OMG THEY MUST BE GAY Seriously though, OP, there's probably a good reason why they didn't want to all gangbang you right there and now. Relax.
caper1234 0
ur dads a tool and would probably watch u take a ****, what with offering you up like that. as if I'd make it easy for three guys to slide on a hottub with my daughter. creepy dad
FYLD0UCHE_fml 0
I'm getting sick of the, "OMG I'm sooo ugly, I need people to console me" FMLs. Seriously, find a guy on your level of attractiveness and shut the hell up.
ayjayyuk 0
fail