Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom, she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead, she ended up leaving with both of them. FML
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Wizardo
| 33
Woah, mom got game. Go mom!
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Poppy8127
| 15
Moms are the best.
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Poppy8127
| 15
Moms are the best.
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bluehero
| 17
I said the exact same thing you did on a separate FML as comment #1. I still agree, moms are the best.
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mn_shr
| 22
Not much of a wing-woman though
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Zebediabolical
| 39
She's her own wingwoman!
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JACKxRAWR
| 22
#1, apparently the guys at the bar thought so too. ;)
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tjv3
| 10
Gross that means that you mom left you so she could get double teamed. Sorry OP
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DBallin
| 10
#55, youdontsay.jpg
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THEsuperMANLYman
| 10
Wait...both? Just wow
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Wizardo
| 33
Woah, mom got game. Go mom!
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XDsmileyDX_fml
| 24
MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF!
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DKjazz
| 20
There were two guys, so that's Mother We'd Like to Fuck, or MWLF. Time to brush up on welsh pronunciation, guys.
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TheDrifter
| 23
Smooth. Do you remember what she did and said? Do that, it obviously works.
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euphoricness
| 28
She offered a bj
Instant game!
Instant game!
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DyslexicPanda
| 12
She was just leading by example.
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mikeymayhem_87
| 15
Twat swatted..... That sucks Op!
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zango1
| 15
Twat swatted is a new one to me. I always thought beaver damn was the female equivalent of cock block.
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syki
| 22
I'm partial to vajected and snatch latched.
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mikeymayhem_87
| 15
Those are new to me! I'll keep those in mind for when the situation arises!
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buddy51
| 23
Kunt-punted.....
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M3DIC4T3
| 29
Wow OP. At least now you know not to trust her with your possible love life opportunities.
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perdix
| 29
Wait until you grow up. You'll be a hot cougar scoring threesomes!
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Harmell
| 7
Is your name Stacy, because your mom has obviously got it going on!
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JACKxRAWR
| 22
Doesn't seem like those guys had to wait for too long though. ;)
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tragicnightmare
| 15
they know it might be wrong, but they're in love with Stacys
's mom
's mom
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olpally
| 32
Your moms a selfish bitch, she tried to do something nice and just left you there. Unbelievable. Can't even give you one guy, bad mom!
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perdix
| 29
#9, maybe she's taking them for a test-drive to make sure they are worthy of her daughter. A good wingman is always ready to take two for the team!
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olpally
| 32
She better give excellent road head if that's what you mean by test driving them, perdix... she better come back with good results! ;)
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perdix
| 29
Poor Stacey! Sorry you're drinking alone.
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Perfectly_Killer
| 14
You are never alone when Jack is near.
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anythingmustbe
| 18
She was just being a good mum and making sure they were suitable for you. I mean she must have been done it before? Have you ever noticed your mum or any of your ex-boyfriends particularly close?