FML : Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom,...

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Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom, she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead, she ended up leaving with both of them. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 22 May 2013 17:10 / United States - Pomona

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By Wizardo | 33

#5502755 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:22

Woah, mom got game. Go mom!

By Poppy8127 | 15

#5502753 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:22

Moms are the best.

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By Poppy8127 | 15

#5502753 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:22

Moms are the best.

bluehero | 17

#5502875 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 23:35

I said the exact same thing you did on a separate FML as comment #1. I still agree, moms are the best.

mn_shr | 22

#5502880 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 23:38

Not much of a wing-woman though

Zebediabolical | 36

#5502924 - Thursday 23 May 2013 0:04

She's her own wingwoman!

JACKxRAWR | 22

#5502953 - Thursday 23 May 2013 0:34

#1, apparently the guys at the bar thought so too. ;)

tjv3 | 10

#5503052 - Thursday 23 May 2013 3:07

Gross that means that you mom left you so she could get double teamed. Sorry OP

DBallin | 10

#5503077 - Thursday 23 May 2013 3:44

#55, youdontsay.jpg

THEsuperMANLYman | 10

#5503115 - Thursday 23 May 2013 4:40

Wait...both? Just wow

By Wizardo | 33

#5502755 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:22

Woah, mom got game. Go mom!

XDsmileyDX_fml | 24

#5502783 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:37

MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF!

DKjazz | 20

#5503334 - Thursday 23 May 2013 10:30

There were two guys, so that's Mother We'd Like to Fuck, or MWLF. Time to brush up on welsh pronunciation, guys.

By TheDrifter | 23

#5502757 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:24

Smooth. Do you remember what she did and said? Do that, it obviously works.

euphoricness | 28

#5503066 - Thursday 23 May 2013 3:35

She offered a bj
Instant game!

DyslexicPanda | 12

#5503191 - Thursday 23 May 2013 7:21

She was just leading by example.

By mikeymayhem_87 | 15

#5502761 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:24

Twat swatted..... That sucks Op!

zango1 | 15

#5503113 - Thursday 23 May 2013 4:37

Twat swatted is a new one to me. I always thought beaver damn was the female equivalent of cock block.

syki | 22

#5503127 - Thursday 23 May 2013 4:57

I'm partial to vajected and snatch latched.

mikeymayhem_87 | 15

#5503145 - Thursday 23 May 2013 5:30

Those are new to me! I'll keep those in mind for when the situation arises!

buddy51 | 23

#5504384 - Friday 24 May 2013 4:58

Kunt-punted.....

By M3DIC4T3 | 29

#5502763 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:24

Wow OP. At least now you know not to trust her with your possible love life opportunities.

By perdix | 29

#5502765 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:25

Wait until you grow up. You'll be a hot cougar scoring threesomes!

By Harmell | 7

#5502769 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:29

Is your name Stacy, because your mom has obviously got it going on!

JACKxRAWR | 22

#5502955 - Thursday 23 May 2013 0:35

Doesn't seem like those guys had to wait for too long though. ;)

tragicnightmare | 15

#5504525 - Friday 24 May 2013 7:35

they know it might be wrong, but they're in love with Stacys
's mom

By olpally | 32

#5502770 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:29

Your moms a selfish bitch, she tried to do something nice and just left you there. Unbelievable. Can't even give you one guy, bad mom!

perdix | 29

#5502776 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:31

#9, maybe she's taking them for a test-drive to make sure they are worthy of her daughter. A good wingman is always ready to take two for the team!

olpally | 32

#5502822 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:53

She better give excellent road head if that's what you mean by test driving them, perdix... she better come back with good results! ;)

By perdix | 29

#5502772 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:29

Poor Stacey! Sorry you're drinking alone.

Perfectly_Killer | 14

#6088477 - Monday 13 October 2014 14:50

You are never alone when Jack is near.

By Kruitdamp | 43

#5502781 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:34

Ask her how she did it...

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