By Anonymous - 22/05/2013 17:10 - United States - Pomona
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I said the exact same thing you did on a separate FML as comment #1. I still agree, moms are the best.
Not much of a wing-woman though
She's her own wingwoman!
#1, apparently the guys at the bar thought so too. ;)
#55, youdontsay.jpg
Wait...both? Just wow
Twat swatted..... That sucks Op!
Twat swatted is a new one to me. I always thought beaver damn was the female equivalent of **** block.
I'm partial to vajected and snatch latched.
Those are new to me! I'll keep those in mind for when the situation arises!
Kunt-punted.....
Wow OP. At least now you know not to trust her with your possible love life opportunities.
Doesn't seem like those guys had to wait for too long though. ;)
they know it might be wrong, but they're in love with Stacys 's mom
Your moms a selfish bitch, she tried to do something nice and just left you there. Unbelievable. Can't even give you one guy, bad mom!
You are never alone when Jack is near.
She was just being a good mum and making sure they were suitable for you. I mean she must have been done it before? Have you ever noticed your mum or any of your ex-boyfriends particularly close?
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Woah, mom got game. Go mom!
Moms are the best.