By Anonymous - 22/05/2013 17:10 - United States - Pomona

Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom, she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead, she ended up leaving with both of them. FML
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Wizardo 33

Woah, mom got game. Go mom!

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Poppy8127 15

Moms are the best.

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Poppy8127 15

Moms are the best.

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bluehero 17
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I said the exact same thing you did on a separate FML as comment #1. I still agree, moms are the best.

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mn_shr 22
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Not much of a wing-woman though

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Zebediabolical 39
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She's her own wingwoman!

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JACKxRAWR 22
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#1, apparently the guys at the bar thought so too. ;)

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tjv3 10

Gross that means that you mom left you so she could get double teamed. Sorry OP

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DBallin 10
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#55, youdontsay.jpg

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THEsuperMANLYman 10
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Wait...both? Just wow

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Wizardo 33

Woah, mom got game. Go mom!

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XDsmileyDX_fml 24

MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF!

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DKjazz 20

There were two guys, so that's Mother We'd Like to Fuck, or MWLF. Time to brush up on welsh pronunciation, guys.

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TheDrifter 23

Smooth. Do you remember what she did and said? Do that, it obviously works.

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euphoricness 28

She offered a bj Instant game!

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DyslexicPanda 12

She was just leading by example.

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mikeymayhem_87 15
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Twat swatted..... That sucks Op!

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zango1 15
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Twat swatted is a new one to me. I always thought beaver damn was the female equivalent of cock block.

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syki 22
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I'm partial to vajected and snatch latched.

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mikeymayhem_87 15
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Those are new to me! I'll keep those in mind for when the situation arises!

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buddy51 23
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Kunt-punted.....

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M3DIC4T3 29
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Wow OP. At least now you know not to trust her with your possible love life opportunities.

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perdix 29

Wait until you grow up. You'll be a hot cougar scoring threesomes!

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Harmell 7

Is your name Stacy, because your mom has obviously got it going on!

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JACKxRAWR 22
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Doesn't seem like those guys had to wait for too long though. ;)

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tragicnightmare 15
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they know it might be wrong, but they're in love with Stacys 's mom

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olpally 32

Your moms a selfish bitch, she tried to do something nice and just left you there. Unbelievable. Can't even give you one guy, bad mom!

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perdix 29

#9, maybe she's taking them for a test-drive to make sure they are worthy of her daughter. A good wingman is always ready to take two for the team!

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olpally 32

She better give excellent road head if that's what you mean by test driving them, perdix... she better come back with good results! ;)

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perdix 29

Poor Stacey! Sorry you're drinking alone.

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Perfectly_Killer 14
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You are never alone when Jack is near.

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anythingmustbe 18
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She was just being a good mum and making sure they were suitable for you. I mean she must have been done it before? Have you ever noticed your mum or any of your ex-boyfriends particularly close?

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