Today, I was in one of two hot tubs with my dad at a vacation resort, when 3 good looking guys walked into the pool area. My dad moved to the other hot tub so the guys could hang out in the one I was in. They came outside, passed my hot tub, and went into the one my dad just moved into. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML
Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped set up for people who have autism. I appreciated their support, until I heard my dad say "Man, some of these 'tards are pretty hot." and my grandpa replying "Yeah. Probably like dead fish in bed, though." FML
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom, she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead, she ended up leaving with both of them. FML
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_shakalaka_ 9
what concerns me more is why was your dad 'pimping' you by moving away? even If the guys went in your hot tub and started chatting you up in front of your dad tat'd be hell awkward! no?
sweetpea129 0
sooo, were they all gay, or are you just really ugly?
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Comments (132)
GriefBacon 0
Maybe they all had girlfriends or wives or something. Or are gay as others have pointed out.
gobbledegook 0
LOL are they gay?
leoofbodom 0
id feel more comfy in a hot tub with 3 mates and an old man over 3 mates and a random girl. guys talk about stuff they dont think girls should hear..
Sekococo 0
with #18 maybe they thougth the tubs were different genders and when they say your dad they thought he didnt want to get caught
marine10_fml 0
they're legit
toxic10uhc 0
42 you are a douchebag!
MF12 0
u have a cool dad mine would just sit there and give them a Glare
shoeman12 0
That means you're Fugly.
TheTester 0
Guys don't always want to hang with every unknown chick they come across just because they're guys. There's a plenitude of reasons why they would not choose your company that has nothing to do with you. Think about it this way, if there was a hot guy sitting in a tub and an older woman in another and you were with three friends hanging out after just arriving at the resort/a hungover/general tiredness and just wanting to talk about silly things (like videogames, cars, sports, work etc. for guys), would you get into the tub with the hot guy or the older woman (who probably wouldn't mind the conversation at all)?
eHugs 0
Why is this an FML? Who the **** cares if they weren't into you. Get over it.