Today, I was in one of two hot tubs with my dad at a vacation resort, when 3 good looking guys walked into the pool area. My dad moved to the other hot tub so the guys could hang out in the one I was in. They came outside, passed my hot tub, and went into the one my dad just moved into. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML
Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped set up for people who have autism. I appreciated their support, until I heard my dad say "Man, some of these 'tards are pretty hot." and my grandpa replying "Yeah. Probably like dead fish in bed, though." FML
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom, she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead, she ended up leaving with both of them. FML
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_shakalaka_ 9
what concerns me more is why was your dad 'pimping' you by moving away? even If the guys went in your hot tub and started chatting you up in front of your dad tat'd be hell awkward! no?
sweetpea129 0
sooo, were they all gay, or are you just really ugly?
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Ragna_fml 0
Pretty thoughtful dad.
brutal_banger 10
your dad must have been more attractive haha you're ugly
r_max 0
Perhaps your dad had ideas of his own and moved to a separate hot tub hoping the guys would join him :D They were probably just being polite seeing you being the only girl and all.
CallMeHush 1
Your dad is broken, that would be the day that I pimped out my daughter. Maybe when your old man bailed out of the tub the guys assumed you farted or something and went to the safe tub.
perdix 31
They were probably three, horny, straight guys looking to screw anything that moves. Until they saw you, and then they figured they'd rather take a soak with some old dude and wait for something not quite as horrible as you to come along. It might have been your face, your body or the layer of scum floating at the surface of "your" hot tub.
damnrosi 0
hahahaha, at least someone has the guts to say it! love the people trying to console her. How many guys would pass up the opportunity to get into a hot tub with a half naked, soaking wet girl? unless she's ugly... none.
CrisisChild 0
Or maybe they all had girlfriends/wives. Or maybe they didn't think three strange men getting in to a small hot tub with a strange girl was a good idea (if a Guy so much as looks at a girl today it's sexual harassment) or maybe it was the good ol bros before hoes. Maybe they wanted to have a decent conversation and let's face it, most young American girls are airheads, particularly the more attractive ones. It's possible they weren't there to pick up chicks you know. Christ people, the only two possible reasons don't have to be that the guys are gay or the chick's ugly.
lives_ppl 0
Well maybe they thought it was split between girls and guys. + your dad is cool.
BurningUp 0
maybe the poor guys didnt want to make you feel uncomfortable?
zom_fml 10
Maybe they were being nice and thought a group of male strangers getting into a hot tub with one girl might freak you out a little.
Lisa89 3
I'm sort of thinking so what here... I mean what did you expect? The three guys to come rushing up to you, being all 'omg you're so hot! We all want to be with you'. They were probably just wanting to relax and go about their bussiness..
isitofficial_ 0
I agree xD
LauraTheKiwi 0
The good looking ones are always gay. :P