Today, I was in one of two hot tubs with my dad at a vacation resort, when 3 good looking guys walked into the pool area. My dad moved to the other hot tub so the guys could hang out in the one I was in. They came outside, passed my hot tub, and went into the one my dad just moved into. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML
Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped set up for people who have autism. I appreciated their support, until I heard my dad say "Man, some of these 'tards are pretty hot." and my grandpa replying "Yeah. Probably like dead fish in bed, though." FML
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom, she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead, she ended up leaving with both of them. FML
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Top comments
_shakalaka_ 9
what concerns me more is why was your dad 'pimping' you by moving away? even If the guys went in your hot tub and started chatting you up in front of your dad tat'd be hell awkward! no?
sweetpea129 0
sooo, were they all gay, or are you just really ugly?
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Comments (132)
romain1975 0
I bet they were interested in your old man!!! lol
afcrabben 0
FYL
mushoo_fml 0
This could be a greater FYL than you thought. Maybe... your dad moved there so that they could hang out with HIM.
irritatedone 5
yea is ur dad hot?
wellinever 5
They almost certainly didn't want to freak you out by getting the tub with you. Three guys and one girls? I think most women would have felt very intimidated. So they went to the "guy" pool and left you alone in the "lady" pool.
Darkhumor 0
^this^ FYL for expecting mr right to charge at you and whisk you away YDI for reading too many romance novels I was thinking if there were 2 hot tubs, one with a male in it, one with a female, they'd probably think oh, boys in one, girls in the other And if there were three, i'd go in the third to avoid crazy comments like this
Jimboom 12
So what? 3 guys are hardly likely to go into a tub with 1 girl in it. Bro's before ho's and all that. Not to mention the fact that they probably wanted to talk shit and not in the least bit interested in being hit on by 1 desperate girl (because if your own father tries to get you hooked up then you must be). That and they probably didn't want to have to tone down their language and conversations because there was a girl in the tub with them.
jonny2x4 0
#29 nailed it- "Bro's before ho's"
janise 2
The whole tone down your language is rather amusing. Most girls are way worse than guys when it comes to being inappropriate.
jdortega 2
Very true, but women pretend that they get offended when a guy says anything cuz we're supposedly oversexed. Same as if a guy goes into a sex shop, he's a desperate perv. If a girl does, she's comfortable with her sexuality (wtf)
ragsy 7
There is usually one woman in every resort hot tub with a pleading look of desperation. This time it was you.
Laurendorcus 0
Maybe they assumed the hot tubs were divided dudes/chicks. I think they did the right thing by not jumping into a hot tub with a lonely girl. that would be shady, maybe they thought you were waiting on your boyfriend or never even noticed you at all.
Rubiieee88 0
first off my dad would have neverrr left me alone if he saw 3 guys walkin thee pool area!
dzerzhinsky 0
YDI for thinking that a hot tub orgy with your dad looking on was a good idea
London_IceQueen 0
maybe they thought the tubs were gender segrigated?