Miscellaneous: Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time....

By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

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By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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By wellthatsucks - 05/07/2015 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML

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Get out, now

By Hélène - 01/05/2021 10:58

Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML

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Bit on the side

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 17:00 - United States - Portland

Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML

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By Yup - 13/06/2010 07:48 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML

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Call the police

By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 22:00 - Australia - Abbotsford

Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML

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By WasZumTeufel? - 01/01/2013 00:55 - Germany - Kabel

Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

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By XxHinkaixX - 01/08/2010 02:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML

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By Vgameboi - 15/02/2010 03:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML

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By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of 4 months. FML

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NGM_47 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:32

looks like he's been stalking you o_O

katekappy 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:33

Thats creepy!! What did u do??

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taaam 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 6:20

Creeeeep! Leave, now.

AshleyRose784 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 6:27

creepy

Naheelawhatwhat 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 6:27

Ewww!!! Fungus is soo gross! No one likes fungus. You should try getting your nastiness removed..could fungus kill you?

car6435 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 6:36

It's weird what happened. but atleast you know he isnt cheating on you and that he actually likes you

fawkes_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 6:40

ok... here's what you NEED to do for your own safety... first, change the locks (all of them) on your house/apartment. IMMEDIATELY. then go on a double date preferably where you're close with both member of the opposite couple. tell them what's going on and what you're going to do. then break up with him in a very public place. delete him from your facebook, etc. then file a restraining order. if he does anything violating it, he will go to jail. this isn't just a matter of creepy... it's a matter of pyscho, illegal and dangerous. you need to get away from him NOW.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 6:54

The locks and public place are good advices. The restraining order is okay mostly for legal reasons, but it's worth rubbish. People with restraining orders get murdered by the people they filed against all the time and the cops don't give a crap about anything unless the guy attacked you already and you survived. Otherwise, they're just "yeah, whatever, we're busy, we'll send a car to check on you when we have time". And you're just left to fend for yourself.

Simdis 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 6:41

it's stories like these that give stalkers like us reason to keep living the dream. Please post again when he gives you a hair pie. Mine's in the oven right now.