Miscellaneous: Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time....

By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

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By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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You deserved it 125

By wellthatsucks - 05/07/2015 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML

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Get out, now

By Hélène - 01/05/2021 10:58

Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML

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Bit on the side

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 17:00 - United States - Portland

Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML

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You deserved it 120

By Yup - 13/06/2010 07:48 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML

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Call the police

By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 22:00 - Australia - Abbotsford

Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML

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You deserved it 235

By WasZumTeufel? - 01/01/2013 00:55 - Germany - Kabel

Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

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By XxHinkaixX - 01/08/2010 02:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML

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By Vgameboi - 15/02/2010 03:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML

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By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of 4 months. FML

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NGM_47 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:32

looks like he's been stalking you o_O

katekappy 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:33

Thats creepy!! What did u do??

Comments

nicoleg_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 8:27

hahahaha that's hilarious. well i mean i don't think it'd be horrible if he's a decent boyfriend if hes slightly .. strange then maybe now you know why .. :

lesp 6

Thursday 2 July 2009 8:45

That's funny because your boyfriend met you 3 years ago.

AntiChrist7 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 8:56

another perfect example how women only date creeps/assholes. YDI

t_tru 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 0:51

Then you should be getting plenty of women. (**** you.)

cvrebelchick 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 9:11

on one hand, he's UBER DEDICATED. on the other, never leave him, youll get murdered. no joke.

Essentials 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 9:37

It puts the lotion in the basket.

Jarlais 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 9:52

that's creepy as ****

PureGold 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 10:07

EWWWW stalker much?! O_O

Starsmydog 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 10:13

I agree with number 224... it defiantly puts the lotion in the basket... did you confront him about it.. don't do it alone. I would be to scared too!

TheBlueLotus 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 10:18

Sounds pretty creepy.. but we don't know that he stalked her for 3 years. Maybe he has her facebook or myspace and printed out pictures from there? Still weird.. maybe you should ask him about it.. while you're in public with some friends?