Miscellaneous: Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time....

By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

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By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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By wellthatsucks - 05/07/2015 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML

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Get out, now

By Hélène - 01/05/2021 10:58

Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML

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Bit on the side

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 17:00 - United States - Portland

Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML

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By Yup - 13/06/2010 07:48 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML

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By WasZumTeufel? - 01/01/2013 00:55 - Germany - Kabel

Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

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Call the police

By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 22:00 - Australia - Abbotsford

Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML

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By XxHinkaixX - 01/08/2010 02:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML

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By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML

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By Vgameboi - 15/02/2010 03:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML

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Thursday 2 July 2009 1:32

looks like he's been stalking you o_O

katekappy 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:33

Thats creepy!! What did u do??

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darkmis1 17

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:11

CREEPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wikifoo 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:15

ahhhh, that's sweet you are dating your stalker !

What_fut_YADY 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:32

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and if stalking you for three years is all it takes for you to date me lets get started then. Aw, our first picture *click*. Oh, and maybe he wasn't stalking you but taking pictures of something else and you just happened to be there every time and ruining his photos. >.> lawl

Shyman4ever 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:22

YDI because you think he's stalking you. I say you keep him, it can really be a perfect relationship of you don't overreact at the smallest things in the world. You 2 are probably meant for each other

t_tru 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 0:46

You're really stupid.

Blackbird437 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 18:29

aw, thats...cute?

kelbabyy22 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 18:45

wooow what a creepo. i say break up with him. youve only known him 2 months so you probably dont know him very well. and seeing that theres pics of you from waaaaaaay before you knew him throws up a red flag. hes not worth anything so get out of there asap !

idkwhyicant 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 18:46

a friend of mine likes taking pictures and photography in general so for their birthday i got all their facebook pics and I ordered an Apple iPhoto Album, which is a printed hardcover book with all the pictures. I gave it as a gift, and I kept only one picture of my friend, that was taken before we even met, can it also be the same? maybe he was going to give her the album? why would he have it laying around?