Today, I was in line for Star Trek and chatting with another couple about a guy who came to the movie wearing a Starfleet uniform. We were having a good snicker about this "Geek" until my cell phone rang. My ringtone is the sound made by the Star Trek communicator. FML
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Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, during a moment of silence at a wedding, my phone rang at full volume. My ringtone? The Jurassic Park theme. Everyone turned to stare as I fumbled desperately to shut it off. The bride spent the rest of the ceremony giving me the side-eye. FML
Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML
Today, at work, I had received a lot of phone calls. I thought maybe it was a scammer line because I never receive calls. Turns out my phone number is the same as a character's number in a TV show. FML
Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML
Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML
Today, I was at my cousin's house. We weren't spending time together because he was always texting. After a couple of minutes, I got jealous. I played a ringtone on my cell, and "answered" it. I had a whole conversation with nobody in an attempt to seem somewhat more popular than a 10-year-old. FML
Today, I was so happy to hear my phone go "Ding" that I jumped for joy out of my couch. It was actually a character on my TV getting a text. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML
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farmgirl 3
you're all in line for the Star Trek movie - you're ALL geeks, no need to make fun of one of your own
winteryescapes 0
well, that was a bit hypocritical of you, wasn't it?
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backstagebitch 0
#29, you used frak in a sentence. You get my undying love for the rest of the day. This is a YDI. Never ever belittle a fellow geek. I for one spent the entire hour I was in line discussing old-school BSG and Life on Mars with my friends.
Blue_Coconuts 7
I saw the movie with some friends who are huge Trekkies. I had to talk them out of wearing their uniforms even... I had never even seen a single episode or Star Trek movie (the most I had seen was the Futurama episode that semi goes into the show when they're stuck on the planet with Melvar), but I enjoyed it. By the way, if anyone knows that black chicks first name, let me know. I still have no idea. Also, Simon Pegg and the dude from Herold and Kumar, just threw me off. Didn't fit to me.
freshest 0
haha geek, that movie was awesome though
Lancer873 0
In my mind, anyone who goes to a Star Trek movie, regardless of attire, has no right to call someone else going to it a geek or a nerd, regardless of attire/etc... If they are able to speak Klingon... that's starting to be a different story.
epicfailLOL123 0
"good snicker" wtf is that GEEK. hypocriteeeee, you deserved that asshole.
Absolute_Zero 0
Dude, that's my ringtone too!!!! :D
whoaa_nellie 0
......soooo in an attempt to make your own self look cooler than you really are, you essentially proved to the person you were talking to and to everyone else that you are, indeed, a LOSER.
losergirl 0
You were going to see Star Trek. That's enough for you do be a dork, no ringtone needed :p
thessad 0
That's not hypocritical at all. If he had made fun of someone just for going to see the Star Trek movie, and then his phone went off with that ringtone, that would be one thing, but he just made fun of a guy who took it way too far and dressed up as a character.
grazynaanka 0
Star Trek was an amazing movie. And I am so not into that sort of thing. If that makes me a nerd, I don't care. It was an awesome movie. Lol. @27 Spock and Captain Kirk were sexy in that movie. I really don't think that this is that bad. But seriously, don't call someone a Geek when you are one yourself.