Today, I was in line for Star Trek and chatting with another couple about a guy who came to the movie wearing a Starfleet uniform. We were having a good snicker about this "Geek" until my cell phone rang. My ringtone is the sound made by the Star Trek communicator. FML
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Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, during a moment of silence at a wedding, my phone rang at full volume. My ringtone? The Jurassic Park theme. Everyone turned to stare as I fumbled desperately to shut it off. The bride spent the rest of the ceremony giving me the side-eye. FML
Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML
Today, at work, I had received a lot of phone calls. I thought maybe it was a scammer line because I never receive calls. Turns out my phone number is the same as a character's number in a TV show. FML
Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML
Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML
Today, I was at my cousin's house. We weren't spending time together because he was always texting. After a couple of minutes, I got jealous. I played a ringtone on my cell, and "answered" it. I had a whole conversation with nobody in an attempt to seem somewhat more popular than a 10-year-old. FML
Today, I was so happy to hear my phone go "Ding" that I jumped for joy out of my couch. It was actually a character on my TV getting a text. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML
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farmgirl 3
you're all in line for the Star Trek movie - you're ALL geeks, no need to make fun of one of your own
winteryescapes 0
well, that was a bit hypocritical of you, wasn't it?
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Comments (146)
lilcuti3pi389 0
shame on you
l33tm0nk3y 0
Judge not, lest ye be judged?
gobbylinnecity 0
HAHAHAHHA I want to be your best friend!! :D
xchd22x 0
you FAIL your sob story disappoints vulcans like me. lawl. you still FAIL
AgentGreenEyes 4
that is actually kinda cool...
ZEROGage 0
Where the hell did you find that ringtone? That's AWESOME! And I would've worn my uniform but it doesn't fint anymore ( I got it when I was 13- I'm not fat, I joined the Army)
kcolwell24 0
YDI for being a hypocrite.
iamspartacus2 0
FAIL. #8 is a ******* idiot, the new Star Trek is intense. I saw it twice. In fact, the trekkies are pissed because it's so BA.
annaofwisconsin 0
Hey! I'm a trekkie and i saw it 6 times! That movie was awesome! And that is the best phone function ever!
RaynBowh 0
awww thats so cute.....but you shouldnt have made fun of the dressed up trekkie...trekkies are the coolest
assho 0
How DARE you try to hide your trekkie-ness?! For shame.