Today, I was in a grocery store with my great-grandmother. It would've been nice to know she hadn't taken her medication before she started beating the cashier with her umbrella. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
Today, while stocking up in preparation for Hurricane Irma, an old lady hit me over the head with her walker. She wanted the loaf of bread I'd grabbed. FML
Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
Today, at a supermarket entrance, a seemingly drunk old lady said, "Sir?" as I passed by. I just ignored her and walked in. When I walked out with my groceries fifteen minutes later, several people were standing around her, calling for an ambulance. She'd passed out on the ground. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, I took my grandmother shopping and insisted on carrying everything myself. Halfway across the parking lot, one bag ripped open and 6 oranges rolled in different directions. Watching 3 strangers chase fruit while my grandmother laughed harder than I've ever seen was somehow both wholesome and humiliating. FML
Today, I helped an elderly woman push her grocery cart around the store, and look for her vehicle after she'd paid. After we spent ages wandering around trying to find her car, she remembered that she'd taken the bus today. FML
Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML
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marti1497 10
go grandma. (;
ThomasAZ 3
Look at the bright side... The other people probably had a lot of fun.
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Comments (66)
R3kli3 10
Did the cashier fought back?
bitchslapped22 14
I think the word your looking for is 'fight'
mega00ant 0
Me think cake gooder.
KaelaKhaotic 5
I would have loved to see this.
biggestfan23 11
You look like the rapper Kreyshawn
bitchslapped22 14
Who the hell is Kreyshawn?
biggestfan23 11
A white rapper. You never heard that song Gucci Gucci ?
anelelabel 6
Literally badass grandma.
liahbby 7
don't you mean store?
MissRoxiie 12
She didn't get the right change :3
iloveweed69 7
I wish that was my grandma ~
Jannettecooks 1
The cashier is probably going to sue your grandmother. If I was a minimum wage cashier, I sure would.
wittygirl 8
Because people are poor and don't want to stress about there their next meal is coming from.
Jannettecooks 1
I said if I was a minimum wage cashier I'd sue her. They can barely pay their bills, usually have no education an a house full of kids. Now live that life an have some crazy woman beat you up? Yes... Sue!!!
rubberduckie94 13
At least it gave you a good story.
choshaki 8
Your grandma sounds like a fun person to be around. I would've just laughed, I don't think it's a big deal OP
crazyluvbug 8
Wtf you don't think it's a big deal? Would you laugh if some old bitch starting hitting you with an umbrella?!? I think this FML is ****** up. I feel like I'm the only one that feels bad for the cashier.
eviannastorm 4
I work as a cashier... I feel horrible for the cashier mentioned because odds are they couldn't say anything back to the grandmother or do anything to her either and not get fired, ya know like hit her back or go off on her.....
aimeesea75 16
F the cashier's life!