Today, I was in a grocery store with my great-grandmother. It would've been nice to know she hadn't taken her medication before she started beating the cashier with her umbrella. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
Today, while stocking up in preparation for Hurricane Irma, an old lady hit me over the head with her walker. She wanted the loaf of bread I'd grabbed. FML
Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
Today, at a supermarket entrance, a seemingly drunk old lady said, "Sir?" as I passed by. I just ignored her and walked in. When I walked out with my groceries fifteen minutes later, several people were standing around her, calling for an ambulance. She'd passed out on the ground. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, I took my grandmother shopping and insisted on carrying everything myself. Halfway across the parking lot, one bag ripped open and 6 oranges rolled in different directions. Watching 3 strangers chase fruit while my grandmother laughed harder than I've ever seen was somehow both wholesome and humiliating. FML
Today, I helped an elderly woman push her grocery cart around the store, and look for her vehicle after she'd paid. After we spent ages wandering around trying to find her car, she remembered that she'd taken the bus today. FML
Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML
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Top comments
marti1497 10
go grandma. (;
ThomasAZ 3
Look at the bright side... The other people probably had a lot of fun.
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Comments (66)
Shayton 12
The cashier just got a granny smackdown
SuperBritty23 7
oh dangggg
PRpandaz 6
My grandma would so the same thing, even if she didn't need medication.
Jenchixo 1
Grocery story? Grocery Store.
cr8ix 0
How does a spelling mistake like that pass moderation?
DocBastard 40
Was this medication to keep her heart rate down when she beats people? You wouldn't want granny feeling sick as she's beating the shit out of poor defenseless people.
stormchaser24 24
Should have put it on YouTube lol
chlorinegreen 27
It feels like you're implying that you want to watch grandmas get naked.
TheEpicMilkMan 13
ohhh Grandma your at your shenanigans again (;
OctoberRainfall 13
#49 shenanegins, lol
TheEpicMilkMan 13
to be completely honest I wasn't sure how to spell it so relied on auto-correct to help me :(
skyeyez9 25
Did she threaten to open the umbrella in the cashier's ass?