By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 00:54 - United States

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Today, I was outside eating my lunch when an old man pulled his pants down and took a dump on the sidewalk next to me. FML
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chineseguy 0
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you gotta go when you gotta go!

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Darko21 5

Old man 1. Anonymous man 0.

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anorexicbarbie 8
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I have a hard time believing this, but if it really did happen, that sucks!

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Bcaw 0

sorry man, I really had to go

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marinus_fml 19
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Don't doubt it's validity! You risk getting banned.

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chineseguy 0
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you gotta go when you gotta go!

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iSitt 0

As you get older, you learn to appreciate the simpler things.

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panchod1234 0
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should have scooped his poop... whatever happened to bieng a good boy

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MaximilianMarche 0

topping for your sammich op

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Lucidium 0
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Today I read an FML of how a guy sat down next to someone eating their lunch, and took a dump. I was eating my breakfast, FML.

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johnnyexpl0sion 0
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Man, I hope I'm this awesome when i get older..

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mandy_Reeves 0
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did he then steal your sandwich and run?

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emo_fail_child 0
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where I come from the sidewalk shits on the old man :)

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marleyvk 0
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So.....? Be nice and go get him some toilet paper!

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marleyvk 0
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the pic before was of the director quentin tarantino...

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Infamous_Hawk 6

penis

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gabsta 3
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hahahahhaa

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PurpleAddict 0

Did you hurl your lunch out?

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daymann 0
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did you word something awkwardly?

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Darko21 5

Old man 1. Anonymous man 0.

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chelle_starlight 0

wow...there has been a lot of these fml posts lately...I guess people don't use restrooms anymore...

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marinus_fml 19
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And when they do, the try taking 'standing dumps' and shit all over the floor.

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chelle_starlight 0

^^^ lmao

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cdatribe23 0

I woulda done the same thing:D jk;)

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an_villian 0
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do it! no jk

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cdatribe23 0

don't push me guys! I just might!!! lol jk

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MrDeconstruct 0

Yum, the dookie lunch special.

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marinus_fml 19
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That has got to be the most used joke on this website.

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dynky 3

poor guy. can you imagine what it's like to live on the street with no access to a bathroom?

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anorexicbarbie 8
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No access to a bathroom? Where do you live? There's public bathrooms almost everywhere...

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deven329 1
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ppublic bathrooms! the guys probly old and confused

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