Today, I was outside eating my lunch when an old man pulled his pants down and took a dump on the sidewalk next to me. FML
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anorexicbarbie
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I have a hard time believing this, but if it really did happen, that sucks!
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Bcaw
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sorry man, I really had to go
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marinus_fml
| 19
Don't doubt it's validity! You risk getting banned.
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chineseguy
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you gotta go when you gotta go!
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iSitt
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As you get older, you learn to appreciate the simpler things.
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panchod1234
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should have scooped his poop...
whatever happened to bieng a good boy
whatever happened to bieng a good boy
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MaximilianMarche
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topping for your sammich op
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Lucidium
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Today I read an FML of how a guy sat down next to someone eating their lunch, and took a dump. I was eating my breakfast, FML.
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johnnyexpl0sion
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Man, I hope I'm this awesome when i get older..
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mandy_Reeves
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did he then steal your sandwich and run?
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emo_fail_child
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where I come from the sidewalk shits on the old man :)
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stuffhappens223
| 7
True but eew
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marleyvk
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So.....? Be nice and go get him some toilet paper!
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marleyvk
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k whah?
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marleyvk
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the pic before was of the director quentin tarantino...
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Infamous_Hawk
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penis
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gabsta
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hahahahhaa
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PurpleAddict
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Did you hurl your lunch out?
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daymann
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did you word something awkwardly?
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Darko21
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Old man 1.
Anonymous man 0.
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chelle_starlight
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wow...there has been a lot of these fml posts lately...I guess people don't use restrooms anymore...
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marinus_fml
| 19
And when they do, the try taking 'standing dumps' and shit all over the floor.
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chelle_starlight
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^^^ lmao
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cdatribe23
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I woulda done the same thing:D
jk;)
jk;)
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an_villian
| 0
do it! no jk
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cdatribe23
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don't push me guys! I just might!!! lol jk
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MrDeconstruct
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Yum, the dookie lunch special.
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marinus_fml
| 19
That has got to be the most used joke on this website.
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dynky
| 3
poor guy. can you imagine what it's like to live on the street with no access to a bathroom?
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anorexicbarbie
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No access to a bathroom? Where do you live? There's public bathrooms almost everywhere...
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deven329
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ppublic bathrooms! the guys probly old and confused
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