FML : Today, I was outside eating my lunch when an old man pulled his pants down and took a dump on the sidewalk next to me. FML

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Today, I was outside eating my lunch when an old man pulled his pants down and took a dump on the sidewalk next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 12 November 2010 00:54 / United States

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By chineseguy | 0

#1686332 - Friday 12 November 2010 9:09

you gotta go when you gotta go!

By Darko21 | 5

#1686376 - Friday 12 November 2010 9:12

Old man 1.

Anonymous man 0.

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By anorexicbarbie | 8

#1686313 - Friday 12 November 2010 9:07

I have a hard time believing this, but if it really did happen, that sucks!

Bcaw | 0

#1686360 - Friday 12 November 2010 9:11

sorry man, I really had to go

marinus_fml | 19

#1686373 - Friday 12 November 2010 9:12

Don't doubt it's validity! You risk getting banned.

By chineseguy | 0

#1686332 - Friday 12 November 2010 9:09

you gotta go when you gotta go!

iSitt | 0

#1686522 - Friday 12 November 2010 9:30

As you get older, you learn to appreciate the simpler things.

panchod1234 | 0

#1686656 - Friday 12 November 2010 9:51

should have scooped his poop...
whatever happened to bieng a good boy

MaximilianMarche | 0

#1688961 - Friday 12 November 2010 16:47

topping for your sammich op

Lucidium | 0

#1690427 - Friday 12 November 2010 23:33

Today I read an FML of how a guy sat down next to someone eating their lunch, and took a dump. I was eating my breakfast, FML.

johnnyexpl0sion | 0

#1690965 - Saturday 13 November 2010 2:30

Man, I hope I'm this awesome when i get older..

mandy_Reeves | 0

#1692141 - Saturday 13 November 2010 5:58

did he then steal your sandwich and run?

emo_fail_child | 0

#1703765 - Monday 15 November 2010 7:12

where I come from the sidewalk shits on the old man :)

stuffhappens223 | 7

#3849907 - Sunday 8 January 2012 12:23

True but eew

By marleyvk | 0

#1686338 - Friday 12 November 2010 9:10

So.....? Be nice and go get him some toilet paper!

marleyvk | 0

#1686483 - Friday 12 November 2010 9:24

k whah?

marleyvk | 0

#1686491 - Friday 12 November 2010 9:25

the pic before was of the director quentin tarantino...

Infamous_Hawk | 6

#1692235 - Saturday 13 November 2010 6:26

penis

gabsta | 3

#1693057 - Saturday 13 November 2010 10:47

hahahahhaa

By PurpleAddict | 0

#1686364 - Friday 12 November 2010 9:11

Did you hurl your lunch out?

daymann | 0

#1692564 - Saturday 13 November 2010 8:15

did you word something awkwardly?

By Darko21 | 5

#1686376 - Friday 12 November 2010 9:12

Old man 1.

Anonymous man 0.

By chelle_starlight | 0

#1686378 - Friday 12 November 2010 9:12

wow...there has been a lot of these fml posts lately...I guess people don't use restrooms anymore...

marinus_fml | 19

#1686395 - Friday 12 November 2010 9:14

And when they do, the try taking 'standing dumps' and shit all over the floor.

chelle_starlight | 0

#1686436 - Friday 12 November 2010 9:17

^^^ lmao

By cdatribe23 | 0

#1686392 - Friday 12 November 2010 9:13

I woulda done the same thing:D
jk;)

an_villian | 0

#1690349 - Friday 12 November 2010 22:37

do it! no jk

cdatribe23 | 0

#1691436 - Saturday 13 November 2010 3:58

don't push me guys! I just might!!! lol jk

By MrDeconstruct | 0

#1686404 - Friday 12 November 2010 9:14

Yum, the dookie lunch special.

By marinus_fml | 19

#1686432 - Friday 12 November 2010 9:17

That has got to be the most used joke on this website.

By dynky | 3

#1686438 - Friday 12 November 2010 9:17

poor guy. can you imagine what it's like to live on the street with no access to a bathroom?

anorexicbarbie | 8

#1686477 - Friday 12 November 2010 9:23

No access to a bathroom? Where do you live? There's public bathrooms almost everywhere...

deven329 | 1

#1703406 - Monday 15 November 2010 5:22

ppublic bathrooms! the guys probly old and confused

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