Cars, Accident and Transportation: Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman...

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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Rollin'

By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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You deserved it 92 592

By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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You deserved it 695

Spiteful!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 02:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML

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You deserved it 1 813

By Benjamin - 28/10/2011 01:22 - Canada

Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get her insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML

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You deserved it 38 639

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 262

You deserved it 4 151

arms_akimbo 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 16:39

Eyes on the road, numb nuts.

sforward09 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:33

dude you dont just get in an accident and then get into another one... pay the **** atttention

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Arya1990 7

Tuesday 12 July 2011 5:43

Meet Karma. YDI.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:28

Hmmm...are you sure YOU weren't the one that caused the accident rather than the woman you're blaming it on?

Kyoakuhan 22

Sunday 27 January 2013 22:34

So were you planing on just leaving the scene of an accident without reporting it?

4EverMarie 24

Friday 14 March 2014 23:16

YDI For being rude and yelling at her. Despite the costly situation, verbally assaulting her was not the appropriate way to handle the situation.

BaRirA 7

Sunday 11 May 2014 20:30

karma bites

emmsies 16

Saturday 25 October 2014 16:47

IDIOT

spinn360 1

Monday 5 January 2015 13:37

Am I the only one who instantly knew this was a female?

pinkstardust 9

Monday 6 July 2015 18:55

That's what ya get for not keeping your eyes on the road

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 2 August 2015 23:22

That's what you get for yelling at her and blaming it on her.

dickgamestrong 9

Thursday 4 August 2016 5:13

well, it was a her....

metroido 17

Tuesday 21 December 2021 6:37

if you’re that sleep deprived, you shouldn’t be driving.

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