By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 02:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
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theslimshadylp 6

Old people just don't seem to give a **** these days.

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omfg_creepers 8

Now that's a sticky situation

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omfg_creepers 8

Now that's a sticky situation

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sunnyt 5

OP you should've followed her and written down her license plate number.

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stephhrunsaway 21

GREY DAWN!! Glad she didn't run you off the road lol

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chatoyant_fml 12

Wow! I would've been so mad! Just like #11 said hope you got her license plate, not sure about your laws but in sweden she would've lost her license since she ran from the accident.

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atitud3 12

14, I don't find your comment funny at all.

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BulldogHoops 14

45- I don't find YOUR comment funny at all.

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MDTeddy 13

I hope you got the license number. That women has a ***** up her butt. It might be a good thing for some people, but imagine one that just hurt all the time.

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calilovergirl 4

I don't think she liked you much. Just a thought.

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Tsunami87 17

Clearly not many of those going on in this post.

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theslimshadylp 6

Old people just don't seem to give a **** these days.

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MochiDango 4

This old woman hit my car like six times, and nearly hit my dog who was nearby. I didn't care, I flipped her off as she sped away (not because of my car, it wasn't that nice of a car, but because she almost killed my dog.)

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Hmm, so-da old lady thinks she's a bad-ass..

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SystemofaBlink41 27

37- It's like a grand theft auto but for old people...

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

yeah, and instead of a gun or baseball bat, you're weapon is a drink can!!

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annie_nk 22

Old people and parents preach "respect your elders". I'm sorry, but I can't if most elders are grouchy assholes.

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SeniorHaG 4

I guess that's how it went down back in her days.

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HelloGuys 4

Well in our current days she could be charged with more than one thing and put in jail

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onlychildFTW 33

Anyone can get charged with anything in today's world.

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blacksswan 10

Damn you just got outrun by some old woman. Why didn't you get out and chase her? Or at least followed her car as she drove away... I feel bad for you OP. Very Bad.

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GuessWhatKids 13

Set fire to her nursing home.

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vocaloidtiger 12

Yes, because burning down a building and killing many other innocent elderly people is definitely the right thing to do.

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Annnieck 5

*To your nursing home I'LL NEVER DIE YOU GRAMMAR NAZI'S

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MochiDango 4

I imagined the chimpanzee in your profile picture saying that and it made me laugh.

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GuessWhatKids 13

10 - What kind of world do we live in today where people don't catch a Jon Lajoie reference? /facepalm

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Starscreamer 5

That's the situation you can describe with the word "suddenly".

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dasgaytaco 1

Well, it was obviously your fault. You should have used your magical insight powers to prevent this!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

If only you could successfully use sarcasm over text, then your comment would be 5% more funnier.

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BunchieRules 31

Maybe 12 should have used his magical insight powers to prevent the burial of his comment...

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zandalee 19

Well that was a jaw-dropping moment for you! Hope you got her number plate before she disappeared.

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annie_nk 22

I hope he did too. Besides her being at fault for rear ending someone, she's also at fault for a hit and run and possibly assault. Doesn't matter if she's a granny, that's unacceptable from anyone.

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