Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
Today, I was doing laundry, and decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
Today, after putting the same load of laundry through the wash four times, I was wondering why my clothes kept smelling worse and worse. Turns out, my cat learned how to open and pee in the detergent funnel. FML
Today, I shut the door to the bedroom so my wife and I could have a serious talk. Unfortunately, the cat stuck his paw under the door and started flailing around, causing me to bust up laughing at a bad moment. My wife was furious, threw a water bottle at me, and locked me out overnight. FML
Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML
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SugarCrazy 14
She threw it in the dryer, not the washing machine...
GRRSOM 7
I think I'd be more afraid of you than that dryer... If I were that cat.
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Comments (318)
Damn_Hippster 11
Yes but to be fair it's probably the only way to get your cat to take a "bath"
liamcumby 4
And u didnt notice a big, hard, multi coloured, moving, animal in the load if laundry. But atleast shes clean now
jacob12311 4
You can't get clean from the dryer smarty
this_whomps 4
the cat could've jumped into the dryer while op was loading it. i don't think it went from wash cycle to dryer. cats aren't that resilient.
rcloca 10
Meow.
Jk530 1
extra fluffy now?
RHCPLover 0
Poor kitty... :(
kalyn13 2
that poor cat you schoul look befor you throw and wouldnt the cat be heavy???
stephanieeDawnx 0
Not necessarily. I know people who pick up handfuls at once & throw them in the dryer. If the cat was hiding, & was a kitten, it would have been easy to put her in. She still should have looked. That's horrible. :(
VeganVampyre 27
I was assuming the cat was already in the dryer, and OP just threw clothes in on top of it. That's the only way it really makes any sense...
lemonypower 6
While doing the laundry the first thought to come to mind is not " Gee I wonder if my cat is inside this massive pile of wet clothes?". Just saying.....
yesmanddd 4
in that case: dry pussy
thijskrol 0
wel. a clean pussy is a happy pussy
Toowoo 3
Wow another pussy joke sooo original
rcloca 10
I can't undestand u
angrymexican 8
6 would you rather have it wet or dry