Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
Today, I was doing laundry, and decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
Today, after putting the same load of laundry through the wash four times, I was wondering why my clothes kept smelling worse and worse. Turns out, my cat learned how to open and pee in the detergent funnel. FML
Today, I shut the door to the bedroom so my wife and I could have a serious talk. Unfortunately, the cat stuck his paw under the door and started flailing around, causing me to bust up laughing at a bad moment. My wife was furious, threw a water bottle at me, and locked me out overnight. FML
Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML
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SugarCrazy 14
She threw it in the dryer, not the washing machine...
GRRSOM 7
I think I'd be more afraid of you than that dryer... If I were that cat.
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Comments (318)
Okayitwasme 0
At least you saved it. Poor thing! The worst is when you jump into your car and the cat has crawled under the hood to keep warm and you here the wining and screams of your cat as you turn the engine over.
Emperorerror 8
the ****? o_O
Okayitwasme 0
What! true story where I live it gets to -40 or more and cats crawl into the engine area where it's warm after you get home at night. Then in the morning when you turn the car over..... Had one break it's hip. It actually survived! So the dryer thing was pretty lame and harmless.
EvilPotato 15
53 how exactly did I get all wet, enonymous? All I remember is talking with you at you're cabin, you yelling "SUPRISE," then throwing a rock at me and leading me to the basement. I vaguely remember you pouring a sickly pink liquid over me, and you and perdix, and Boners looking at me strangely, and muttering some weird words. Care to elaborate?
nalia18 8
At least you didnt hear that creepy meow cats in horror films do... My friend has one like that...
scrework 6
No, you can not has sympathy OP. HISSSTTTPPPPFFFTT!!
My_Nightmare 19
Use your big girl words
raaacheel 4
probably.
enonymous 9
72 - you say leading. I say dragging while lubing you up with astroglide
Twisted_Angel 17
How do you not hear the cat screeching from the washing machine?! And you didn't wonder where he was the entire time? Idiot. F your cats life. Dumbass.
IThinkItsAlright 7
It was a dryer...
boobookittie 0
Don't worry I know people who have killed their cat that way! Just be glad you noticed in time :)
daydreamer244 13
Kitty whiplash
lucyinthesky420 10
Hot cat! Next time be more careful, no one likes dead kitty ^x,x^