Animals: Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in...

By benji - 01/11/2011 19:02 - United States

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

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By He got a lot of treats for that - 09/03/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML

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By nocatlover - 21/01/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML

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LET ME OUT

By jynxisadouchebag - 27/02/2015 00:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was doing laundry, and decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML

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By catpeecathy - 14/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML

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By HannaMD - 26/01/2015 15:21 - Canada

Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML

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By JeffeeBojangles - 28/02/2012 12:46 - United States

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

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Alas, poor Tiddles

By SonOfACatKiller - 19/09/2019 08:00 - United States - Juno

Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML

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Clever

By RyloGhyst - 12/12/2016 12:46 - United States - Killeen

Today, after putting the same load of laundry through the wash four times, I was wondering why my clothes kept smelling worse and worse. Turns out, my cat learned how to open and pee in the detergent funnel. FML

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A Caturday surprise

By fucking cat - 02/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I shut the door to the bedroom so my wife and I could have a serious talk. Unfortunately, the cat stuck his paw under the door and started flailing around, causing me to bust up laughing at a bad moment. My wife was furious, threw a water bottle at me, and locked me out overnight. FML

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By Never Again - 09/08/2016 18:17 - United States - Riverhead

Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML

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SugarCrazy 14

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:04

She threw it in the dryer, not the washing machine...

GRRSOM 7

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:11

I think I'd be more afraid of you than that dryer... If I were that cat.

Comments

Jaimegirl 7

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:15

My cat forgets any torturing that happens to it within minutes, and it loves you again...haha

Nickel05 15

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:16

same thing happened to my mom. our cat jumped in the dryer when she wasnt looking. our cat was unharmed, and lived on to have 9 lives. seriously. this cat had a coat rack fall on it, almost drowned in the toilet as a kitten, got hit by a car twice, and was attacked by some sort of animal and lost part of his tail. plus other things. he finally died when he got hit by a car for a third time.

enonymous 8

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:16

44 what if you were soaking wet... Like I just made you... Down stairs

hollylolly92 3

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:19

F*****G LOL!!

raphanne_fml 33

Wednesday 2 November 2011 1:57

FREEING LOL??

hellothere_014 1

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:30

LOL. how the hell did you not see it:L?

Ecklcakes 15

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:31

That is pretty impressive to be honest.

deAmore 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:33

I hate cats.

My_Nightmare 19

Wednesday 2 November 2011 4:40

They hate you too

deAmore 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 12:06

oh i'mm very aware.

My_Nightmare 19

Wednesday 2 November 2011 13:13

As long as you're aware

X_Codes 11

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:37

IDK about your cat, but I sure as ... hate you, now!

IThinkItsAlright 7

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:42

Well, you dryed your clothes and cat at they same time. I commend you for finding the solution to money problems in some homes. Don't pay the expensive pet groomers to clean your cat. Go to your nearest laundromat and wash the dirty away.