Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
Today, I was doing laundry, and decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
Today, after putting the same load of laundry through the wash four times, I was wondering why my clothes kept smelling worse and worse. Turns out, my cat learned how to open and pee in the detergent funnel. FML
Today, I shut the door to the bedroom so my wife and I could have a serious talk. Unfortunately, the cat stuck his paw under the door and started flailing around, causing me to bust up laughing at a bad moment. My wife was furious, threw a water bottle at me, and locked me out overnight. FML
Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML
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SugarCrazy 14
She threw it in the dryer, not the washing machine...
GRRSOM 7
I think I'd be more afraid of you than that dryer... If I were that cat.
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Comments (318)
Jaimegirl 7
My cat forgets any torturing that happens to it within minutes, and it loves you again...haha
Nickel05 15
same thing happened to my mom. our cat jumped in the dryer when she wasnt looking. our cat was unharmed, and lived on to have 9 lives. seriously. this cat had a coat rack fall on it, almost drowned in the toilet as a kitten, got hit by a car twice, and was attacked by some sort of animal and lost part of his tail. plus other things. he finally died when he got hit by a car for a third time.
enonymous 9
44 what if you were soaking wet... Like I just made you... Down stairs
hollylolly92 3
F*****G LOL!!
raphanne_fml 33
FREEING LOL??
hellothere_014 1
LOL. how the hell did you not see it:L?
Ecklcakes 15
That is pretty impressive to be honest.
deAmore 0
I hate cats.
My_Nightmare 19
They hate you too
deAmore 0
oh i'mm very aware.
My_Nightmare 19
As long as you're aware
X_Codes 11
IDK about your cat, but I sure as ... hate you, now!
IThinkItsAlright 7
Well, you dryed your clothes and cat at they same time. I commend you for finding the solution to money problems in some homes. Don't pay the expensive pet groomers to clean your cat. Go to your nearest laundromat and wash the dirty away.
Omfgitsmia 15
My bestfriend's grandma's cat jumped in the dryer and his grandma didn't know. Needless to say, she found a fried kitty an hour later.